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    eek Condom Man...

    As mentioned here some of us had the distinct "pleasure" of seeing a full sized motorcyle riding condom on our ride yesterday up North here.
    Thank you JSG for the best eye watering laugh of the day....Sir,you've been blinged!!
    Thanks Zed for the evidence mate
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    Looks like a bunch of supermarket plastic bags cellotaped togeather!

    Cheers for posting the evidence Chris

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    Talking

    I'm not kidding when I say that it's got to be the most insane thing I've ever seen a motorcylist do especially when 15kms later it had basically shreaded itself from him!
    Pity we didn't get a snap of a certain other rider in his banana suit...or did we?
    Donations made at the door....

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    lol...cute...... worried about getting the leathers wet?
    was it pre-lubed for ease, or ribbed for added pleasure?
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    lamo.. ya dick..
    take the race suit off, what do you need it for?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TL Rider
    especially when 15kms later it had basically shreaded itself from him!
    I wish the damn thing didn't fall apart so easily, missed it considerably for the last coupla hundred k's riding back......

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    Quote Originally Posted by bugjuice
    lamo.. ya dick..
    take the race suit off, what do you need it for?
    And the award for the idiot most focussed on his post count goes to......

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    you obviously didn't read my advice from the other week then?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bugjuice
    you obviously didn't read my advice from the other week then?
    I did, and some of it was good advice, the rest was opinion based on gossip.

    You've not ridden with me for many, many months now. Even on the last Coro Loop we were together only briefly. Maybe 5 mins the whole day.

    Note how there weren't any complaints from yesterday's ride.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicksta
    lol...cute...... worried about getting the leathers wet?
    was it pre-lubed for ease, or ribbed for added pleasure?
    I gotta admit, it looks pretty stupid .......................

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    Cool

    JSG - what happened to the other "One piece wet weather overalls" that you brought from Motomail a little while again... that could be worn over the leathers..????????? You know the outfit that you wore a lot..

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    JSG, just out of plain curiosity, have you ever been in a motorcycle accident of any sort? I personally don't think there is much point in leathers unless you are doing 160kmp/h +. Personally, I put more emphasis on armour type gear to prevent breakages. Who needs skin?

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    Quote Originally Posted by justsomeguy
    I did, and some of it was good advice, the rest was opinion based on gossip.

    You've not ridden with me for many, many months now. Even on the last Coro Loop we were together only briefly. Maybe 5 mins the whole day.

    Note how there weren't any complaints from yesterday's ride.
    I wouldn't call it gossip. And most of it was based on what I know and have seen. Well, if you've read it, fine.

    We were only riding near each for around 5 minutes mostly because of what I've already pointed out. I haven't read anything on yesterday's ride. If there's no complaints or comments on your riding, then it's cos you've improved and/or (dare I say) taken advice? Well, I guess in your case no news is good news then

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    Quote Originally Posted by swanny
    JSG, just out of plain curiosity, have you ever been in a motorcycle accident of any sort? I personally don't think there is much point in leathers unless you are doing 160kmp/h +. Personally, I put more emphasis on armour type gear to prevent breakages. Who needs skin?

    BLOODY HELL SWANNY, you need to shush... have had two accidents in teh last two months, both at aprox 45-50km, i can safely say that it is unlikely that i'll ever ride in my corduras again.

    Accident No 1 - Leathers - No scratches no bruises
    Accident No 2 - Cordura's - Scratches, Bruises, hurts, etc etc
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    Quote Originally Posted by TL Rider
    As mentioned here some of us had the distinct "pleasure" of seeing a full sized motorcyle riding condom on our ride yesterday up North here.
    Thank you JSG for the best eye watering laugh of the day....
    Mate.. That was the funniest thing I have seen on a ride

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