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  1. 27th March 2006, 13:16 #1
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    Did you hear about the constipated accountant?

    He couldn't Budget
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    Death cometh sooner or late
    And how can a man die better
    Than facing fearful odds
    For the ashes of his fathers
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  2. 27th March 2006, 13:17 #2
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    But don't worry, he worked it out with a pencil.
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    Im not sure what is worse the joke or CANS reply.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CaN
    But don't worry, he worked it out with a pencil.
    Brilliance, bling for you mate.
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    I thought he worked it out with a pencil and paper...
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    And then he put it in nice straight columns, one of them titled 'assets' (sorry Hitcher) I think it's what's called "getting your shit together"
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog
    And then he put it in nice straight columns, one of them titled 'assets' (sorry Hitcher) I think it's what's called "getting your shit together"
    Why are you drinking so early in the day?
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    Quote Originally Posted by idb
    Why are you drinking so early in the day?
    because hes a cop.
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog
    And then he put it in nice straight columns, one of them titled 'assets' (sorry Hitcher) I think it's what's called "getting your shit together"
    Brilliant! The bling machine says I have given out too much in the past 24 hours.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher
    Brilliant!
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    Quote Originally Posted by idb
    Why are you drinking so early in the day?
    Because it enhances my thought process and hand-eye co-ordination.

    (Naked arse, I stopped from cutting the hedge, opened a can of Woodstock, sat here at the 'puter and already the Alcamhol Pohleese are ragging my arse, sheesh!!!!)
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