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    bike years?

    Right so most of us have heard the term "dog years" which is like for every 1 human year a dog ages 4 years or somthing. But does your bike have the same?? If so it's ratio sucks..

    Bough my bike at 26 (000km) and she has , in 7 months, just turned 40.

    so she will age like 24 years for every one of our years....... shit.
    Lump lingered last in line for brains,
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    what the duece? im confused

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    Bikes are brought to be ridden not sit there, you are alwase gonna lose money on bikes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aff-man
    Bough my bike at 26 (000km) and she has , in 7 months, just turned 40.
    so she will age like 24 years for every one of our years....... shit.
    Got any panadol???? Do humans age 1000km in one year??? :spudwhat:

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    Quote Originally Posted by aff-man
    Right so most of us have heard the term "dog years" which is like for every 1 human year a dog ages 4 years or somthing. But does your bike have the same?? If so it's ratio sucks..

    Bough my bike at 26 (000km) and she has , in 7 months, just turned 40.

    so she will age like 24 years for every one of our years....... shit.
    Hmmm me thinks someone needs to get out more

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    Quote Originally Posted by aff-man
    Right so most of us have heard the term "dog years" which is like for every 1 human year a dog ages 4 years or somthing.
    Umm Would you believe seven?

    Bikes are a little different, most bikes bought new and ridden say 20,000K a year will probably be sold around age three years.

    Of course if you happened to find a BSA DBD34 in a barn somewhere, in mint condition except for thirty years accumulated bird shit, you would probably want to keep it forever and have it buried with you....

    Then again if you live in Auckland and only ride on the sunniest day of the year you would have to buy a new bike everytime the manufacturer brought out a new colour scheme... :-)
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    why not use 10,000 km as a bike year?

    Oh wait, you don't want the police called if someone overhears you about riding two years olds and four year olds ...
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    I make my two-year-old scream.. does that make me a bad person

    doggy years, human years, fly years, chicken ears all are cos they expire with age. A machine can live forever under the right circumstances. There's still original Model T Fords driving around. How old are they then? There's been a few cars that have clocked - twice. There's an old beetle driving around that's done over 2 million miles.

    get over it, ride it, enjoy it, try not to crash it. again.

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    Dam it, by that reasoning my bike should be pushing up the daisies :slap:
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    Quote Originally Posted by bugjuice
    chicken ears
    Chickens have ears?

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    they have teeth too.. but hardly anyone can find them. Bit like the clit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bugjuice
    they have teeth too.. but hardly anyone can find them. Bit like the clit.
    they have a clit tooooo

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    You're sick, actually

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    I'm not the one talking about chicken clits..

    anyway, back on track - Affman, that mullé is absorbing your brain cells. Quit the weed and get a hair cut, ya hippy

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