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Every night when I get home, I like to ask about Ruben's day - what he did, enjoyed, learned etc... and yesterday I got the thrill of a lifetime.
HE CAN MAKE FARTING NOISES UNDER HIS ARMPITS
It's gotta be up there with the other milestones - first word, first steps, first day at school etc. And hell it's funny - the farting noise combined with the smile and Mum's less than supportive reaction just makes it all worth while LMAO
... as you were...
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Yep they learn so much at school these days....
Oh and not everyone can do farting sounds under their armpits.
Some of us have to fart the proper and correct way....
Somewhere down the track at school, they also learn to read, write and even do maths.
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and learn how to look up school girls skirts with bits of mirror under your shoe laces
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tis good aye!Originally Posted by crashe
Yep they learn so much at school these days....
I know - and I'm so proud!
sorry should have said - he's well and truley mastered thatSome of us have to fart the proper and correct way....
Na - that's not in the curriculum anymoreSomewhere down the track at school, they also learn to read, write and even do maths.
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He's bound to be able to get NCEA credits for it !
Aargh, photos!
So has he taught you yet MDU?
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None of my kids has been to school - but they know how to armpit fart! I think it's an ability they are born with...and in the right circumstances,an unguarded moment...
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Unfortunately he cannot get on the polytech courses (farting noises from your armpit - a short discourse on it's evolution) since it has been cancelled due to gubbinment intervention and cancellation of funding...
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But it's still available as a paper in the "Essential Social Skill" module.
The instructions are simple...
....or just pop in to Cambridge High....
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Good to see something traditional is still being taught in the education system these days. Pity it doesn't extend to spelling and grammar.
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