Advice on handling a trick situation...

[XP@]

Ride on to the pavement.
enter the parking spot from the pavement side
then, optionally, go a bit too far and leave a tyre imprint in their passenger door. (this works best with trail tyres and white taxis)

[nudemetalz]

Ride on to the pavement.
enter the parking spot from the pavement side
then, optionally, go a bit too far and leave a tyre imprint in their passenger door. (this works best with trail tyres and white taxis)

Of course you've only "heard" about this....

[Mental Trousers]

What is required is a burnout approximately 1.5-2.0m from the open window with the back pointing directly at the open window. For some reason retards don't like tyre rubber in their hair and tyre smoke everywhere.

[Shadows]

Z Nails, quiet and efficient

I've always found the agonising screams of the victim at the ocular insertion stage of their application to attract far too much unwanted attention.
However once the tracheostomy phase is completed it becomes far too difficult to scream, at which point I guess the ocular insertion stage could be performed, albeit, a little out of what is generally accepted as the normal sequence of events.

Or you could have just given him a damn good kicking.

[WINJA]

Hi Peoples,

I have had a couple of instances lately where I go to park in the bike park in town and there’s a car parked right in the way.
Now I have asked politely for them to shift their car but one particular di1ckhead once in a Toymota Surf said to me “No, I can park where I like, you can get stuffed !!”
Now, I’m normally a cool-headed reasonable person but this made my blood boil.
I went off the deep rather nastily by responding that if he decided to continue parking there I shall rearrange his nice straight panel lines, and then him to match it.

He saw that I was not joking and therefore decided to shift his jalopy.
I got to work and was in a bad mood for the whole morning.

Later on reflection, I was quite ashamed of how I handled this despite the positive result.
He probably thinks we’re all t0ssers now.

What do you think I SHOULD have done instead of threatening violence?

NDMz.

STOP BEING A FAG AND STICK TO YOUR GUNS , YOUR FIRST RESPONSE IS QUITE OFTEN THE BEST

[WINJA]

i had an apprentice that i used to get to hop outa the van and clear the asian students outa the loading zones , we had a good deal going the more he roughed them up the more id help him with his exams

[SwanTiger]

i had an apprentice that i used to get to hop outa the van and clear the asian students outa the loading zones , we had a good deal going the more he roughed them up the more id help him with his exams

I bet the poor bastard failed his exams...

[nudemetalz]

STOP BEING A FAG AND STICK TO YOUR GUNS , YOUR FIRST RESPONSE IS QUITE OFTEN THE BEST

The more I've been reading the posts the more I'm thinking that threatening him with a severe arse-kicking was the best course of action.

This is a very militant board.....it's awesome !!
Come the revolution !!!!!!

[magicfairy]

What has to be worse is people without cards parking in disabled bays....I try to tell them and about 50% move and the rest say "I am in the car so I am not parked"........

There is a disabled park next to the bike park I use. Always seems to be used by couriers, people waiting for others. On some occasions, if the mood takes me, I whip out my cellphone and take a couple of pics, making sure the driver and rego are in the pic and that they see me doing it. They usually bugger off, or move the vehicle. Quite funny really, they must think I am sort of Council spy.
I imagine them worrying for the next few weeks about parking tickets arriving in the mail!

[slimjim]

bro, violence is not needed cause you never know when the wanker may decide pay back ,and your bike is more than his 4by4, but standing over the problem is good, and writting the rego and details down really makes them sweat more, cause its your right to forward it to the infringement office,

[thealmightytaco]

The more I've been reading the posts the more I'm thinking that threatening him with a severe arse-kicking was the best course of action.

This is a very militant board.....it's awesome !!
Come the revolution !!!!!!

Remember remember, the 5th of November...

[Macktheknife]

Im sorry did you say you had done something wrong....
Im not seeing it.
I support your actions and would be doing the same myself, in fact I have done very similar several times. Good for you.
Ask nicely once then get out a can of whoopass!

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your right to park there... not his...

don't feel bad - its not like ya hit the c_nt unprovoked or anything