Dealing with old people....

**kro** · 7th April 2006, 20:02

I have a favourite T shirt. My favourite T shirt reads "witness relocation program" on the back of it, in about 25mm high letters.

Whilst buying beer at New World tonight, I was tapped on the back by a silver haired lady, who thought I was unwise to be wearing a shirt that announced my involvement in being reloacted as a result of being a witness.

What on Gods green earth could I say to this lovely woman?, I said " you are probably right ", while the guy behind her tried not to laugh too loud.

I love the elderly.

**hXc** · 7th April 2006, 20:05

You can be my new best friend

**Karma** · 7th April 2006, 20:06

eu·tha·na·sia
The act or practice of ending the life of an individual suffering from a terminal illness or an incurable condition, as by lethal injection or the suspension of extraordinary medical treatment.

**Gremlin** · 7th April 2006, 20:09

Originally Posted by Weasel

eu·tha·na·sia

I would ask who would then look after your kids... but then I realised no-one in their right mind would give you kids

**Scorpygirl** · 7th April 2006, 20:12

Ain't the elderly lufferly!!!

**oldrider** · 7th April 2006, 20:12

You might have been tangling with the "eraser". Did she look a bit like Arnie in drag?

**ZorsT** · 7th April 2006, 20:15

Originally Posted by kro

I have a favourite T shirt. My favourite T shirt reads "witness relocation program" on the back of it, in about 25mm high letters.

Whilst buying beer at New World tonight, I was tapped on the back by a silver haired lady, who thought I was unwise to be wearing a shirt that announced my involvement in being reloacted as a result of being a witness.

What on Gods green earth could I say to this lovely woman?, I said " you are probably right ", while the guy behind her tried not to laugh too loud.

I love the elderly.

Another question:

What DID you do?

**WINJA** · 7th April 2006, 20:32

Originally Posted by ZorsT

Another question:

What DID you do?

I KNOW WHAT I WOULDA DONE , I WOULDA SHAGGED HER ,OLD CHICKS LIKE THAT MAKE ME HORNY

**oldrider** · 7th April 2006, 20:46

Originally Posted by WINJA

I KNOW WHAT I WOULDA DONE , I WOULDA SHAGGED HER ,OLD CHICKS LIKE THAT MAKE ME HORNY

Probably not for long enough to make her horny though WINJA.
Old chicks like that could probably suck you young studs up and blow you out in little bubbles.
You may have to wait untill you get there to find out!
Like the cheese man says in the adds "good things take time".

**Ixion** · 7th April 2006, 21:15

Ever think she might'a been taking the mickey on y' ?

**Calo** · 7th April 2006, 21:23

Originally Posted by WINJA

I KNOW WHAT I WOULDA DONE , I WOULDA SHAGGED HER ,OLD CHICKS LIKE THAT MAKE ME HORNY

They don't swell and they don't tell.

**APPLE** · 7th April 2006, 21:31

Originally Posted by WINJA

I KNOW WHAT I WOULDA DONE , I WOULDA SHAGGED HER ,OLD CHICKS LIKE THAT MAKE ME HORNY

Aarhh,im ''in the clouds''on that one winja

**WINJA** · 7th April 2006, 21:54

Originally Posted by Calo

They don't swell and they don't tell.

UP THE BUM=NO BABY

**WINJA** · 7th April 2006, 22:00

Originally Posted by Ixion

Ever think she might'a been taking the mickey on y' ?

YEAH FUCKEN OLD PEOPLE CANT BE TRUSTED , I HAD A STICKER ON MY CAR WHICH HAPPENED TO BE A REAL HEAP OF SHIT THAT SAID 'DONT LAUGH YOUR DAUGHTER MAY BE IN HERE' . SOME OLD CUNT CAME UP TO ME AND POINTED TO THE STICKER AND SAID YOU DONT REALISE HOW OFFENSIVE THAT IS AND ME BEING ME SAID YES I DO ITS MEANT TO BE OFFENSIVE I LIKE IT WHEN OLD FUCKS LIKE YOU FROTH AT THE MOUTH , AND THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT SO FUCK OFF.
I WENT INTO MCDONALDS HAD A FEED CAME BACK OUT AND THE STICKER WAS TORN OFF , SO I DROVE ROUND JOHNSONVILLE LOOKING FOR THE FUCKER TO GIVE HIM A BEATING, LUCY FOR HIM I COULDNT FIND HIM , IT WAS ABOUT 15 YEARS AGO AND I THINK I CAN STILL REMEMBER WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE , NEEDLESS TO SAY HES ON MY LIST