Petrol Priceas

[Grahameeboy]

I got out of bed this morning,
Got in my car and turned the key,
Then I called outta work and I went back to bed,
Because the needle was on "E".

I can't afford my gasoline.
The prices have become obscene.
They're up 5 cents a day. Who has that kind of green?
I can't afford my gasoline.

I've got a friend who bought a hummer, (hum v yeah)
One of those gigantic trucks, (he don't give a... darn)
But he can't drive since he maxed out his credit cards, (tough for him)
Because his mileage really sucks. (six whole miles)

He can't afford his gasoline.
The prices have become obscene.
Too bad he had to buy that gas guzzling machine.
He can't afford his gasoline.

Who are the people making money (stack them chips)
While the rest of us are hurtin? (choose gas or food)
Big oil companies, their shareholders, and friends (scratch my back)
Go ask those guys at Haliburton (I'll scratch yours)

We can't afford our gasoline.
The prices have become obscene.
Unleaded regular, forget about supreme.
We can't afford our gasoline.

We can't afford our gasoline.
The prices have become obscene.
You'll get screwed at the pump, so bring your vaseline.
We can't afford our gasoline.

"That hybrid car doesn't seem so queer after all..."

[Insanity_rules]

Very creative Graham, did you come up with that yourself?

[Grahameeboy]

Very creative Graham, did you come up with that yourself?

Nah.....I do write poetry but I write about closer things...often I am ironing a shirt and one comes out..............but keep it quiet eh?

I have done 2 poems recently about my life journey.....I may share them.

[Bend-it]

That's why bikes rock and cages* suck!

*Yikes, that was the first time I've called a car a cage... this KB-ing must be bad for me! (or good...)

[Sniper]

Well done Master Grahameeboy. I do agree

[Colapop]

KYBoy the plagurist! It's a good'un though.

The upside of fuel price increases is that alternate fuel sources are going to be explored in ernest now. (No GB, you cannot explore Ernest!)

[Grahameeboy]

KYBoy the plagurist! It's a good'un though.

The upside of fuel price increases is that alternate fuel sources are going to be explored in ernest now. (No GB, you cannot explore Ernest!)

Did you say "Penest".....................ya cant keep all the fun to yourself ya know and careful I may just have to write a poem about youze........

[cowpoos]

that was crap!

[Colapop]

Poetry is not required. My fame, or is it infamy, precedes me. I know you're just looking for another 'ssole to touch!

[Grahameeboy]

that was crap!

Do you know what....I don't care.....he he

[Grahameeboy]

Poetry is not required. My fame, or is it infamy, precedes me. I know you're just looking for another 'ssole to touch!

My Son.....it is not for me to touch your soul...............

[ZeroIndex]

I got out of bed this morning,
Got in my car and turned the key,
Then I called outta work and I went back to bed,
Because the needle was on "E".

"That hybrid car doesn't seem so queer after all..."

A: what were you doing in a car?
B: Watch South Park - Smug Alert, and you'll see that people aren't advanced enough to drive hybrids without being smug about it, which will cause smug (like smog), that will lead to the end of humanity

[Grahameeboy]

A: what were you doing in a car?

Nah I was on the ferry..car at home.....

B: Watch South Park - Smug Alert, and you'll see that people aren't advanced enough to drive hybrids without being smug about it, which will cause smug (like smog), that will lead to the end of humanity

Too scary for me......never get too watch much telly

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[gamgee]

A: what were you doing in a car?
B: Watch South Park - Smug Alert, and you'll see that people aren't advanced enough to drive hybrids without being smug about it, which will cause smug (like smog), that will lead to the end of humanity

only thing is that ep won't be out here for months or even years

[ZeroIndex]

only thing is that ep won't be out here for months or even years

if you've got a app like bitcomet, go to www.mrtwig.net and help yourself to a torrent