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    Police Ten 7

    Anybody else watch this last night and see the clown shoe that crashed into a house??

    What a fuckwit. The funniest part was the large piece of scalp he left on the windscreen. Fuck me, it must have been most of his forehead, skin, hair, the works.

    The pigs were standing there going "ooh, looks like he left something behind?"

    Wear your seatbelt if you are unlucky enough to be driving a cage!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Dover
    Anybody else watch this last night and see the clown shoe that crashed into a house??

    What a fuckwit. The funniest part was the large piece of scalp he left on the windscreen. Fuck me, it must have been most of his forehead, skin, hair, the works.

    The pigs were standing there going "ooh, looks like he left something behind?"

    Wear your seatbelt if you are unlucky enough to be driving a cage!
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    Quote Originally Posted by cowpoos
    yer a cock
    Yer a cowcock

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    a cowcock from broke back mountain.
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    I thought it was a cowcock from Pyecock .
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    I'm unlucky enough to be driving a cage. And even more unlucky when it comes to knowing from my own experience that seatbelts don't ALWAYS help.. Dammit I spat dashboard for weeks afterwards...And suffered from some lovely breakages. A few holes and stitches but thankfully nothing quite like a huge hunk missing out of my forehead thank goodness.

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    I dare say that I'd not be alone in the opinion that cages do a good job of keeping fuckwits off bikes, its a shame it doesnt keep them off the road!

    Yeah that guy was a complete tard! How bad do you have to drive to hit a house for Christ's sake! Its a shame we can't enforce an intelligence test for road users, but then I'd be shit out of luck there myself!

    Mind you it could have been worse, that brain surgeon could have hit one of our two wheel family.
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    I really enjoyed seeing that scalp! Gross but a little bit of justice. Shame it will be tax payer bucks that pay for the skin grafts. Should just chuck him a towel and some sutures and leave him to it.

    (My word, aren't we in a bad mood tonight Cookie?)

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    Bah missed it, must've been watchin prOn or something....
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    Mwaahaaahaaa!

    Yep,
    "I wasn't driving, no sir"
    "What happened to your head, you got some hair and skin missing"
    "Dunno, musta bumped it on something"
    "Theres a lot of skin and hair on the screen on front of the steering wheel,what dya know about them?"
    "Nothin' mate, nothin to do with me"
    "Looks like the missing bits of your scalps on the windscreen, I guess DNA will let us know if it's yours?"
    "Doh! yea, it's mine, I was driving"
    "No shit Sherlock?'

    Happens a lot..
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog
    Mwaahaaahaaa!

    Yep,
    "I wasn't driving, no sir"
    "What happened to your head, you got some hair and skin missing"
    "Dunno, musta bumped it on something"
    "Theres a lot of skin and hair on the screen on front of the steering wheel,what dya know about them?"
    "Nothin' mate, nothin to do with me"
    "Looks like the missing bits of your scalps on the windscreen, I guess DNA will let us know if it's yours?"
    "Doh! yea, it's mine, I was driving"
    "No shit Sherlock?'

    Happens a lot..
    Maybe in your line of work mate, not mine ....all I get is irate farmers who winge because it rains on their fucken hay.............
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    Quote Originally Posted by Streetwise
    a cowcock from broke back mountain.
    err, is it not push poos at bareback mounting?

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    Sounded like one of your pearlers Dover!!!


    :slap:

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    Bling Bling

    one red bling for the puff daddy in the corner


    :slap:

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    The_Dover -Anybody else watch this last night and see the clown shoe that crashed into a house??-
    yea LOL what a fuck nuckle! , hes gonna feel that tomorrow...

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