Where did all those Police come from???

[monkey99]

Get out ya guns girls & boys.. I have had tickets from three types of cops..I deserved all of them..unfortunately 2 out of 3 cops here in the Welli region happen to be Gits and they have no idea of how to behave with an idea towards EDUCATION..

So very dissapointed to read some of the stories in here especially the ones from the brother in Blue..~If your reading this now~ Give yourself an uppercut for being 2 out of 3!!

I have seen 4 fatalities up close and personal (from decapitation to crushed & Ripped)..I worked as a contractor for CIB for 3 years ..I can tell you a lot of good cops out there..but some of these people on the road $$ generator and they lose their brains:spudgrr: feel free to justify yourself BTW~

You can't.. If you decide to be an arsehole..you are...If you decide to teach people..you may save a life..if you think you HAVE to nail the biker in GROUP of other vehicles travelling at the same speed...Your 2 out of 3!!

my tickets for speeding happened cos i did not think of the rest of the road first and foremost..It was pretty safe on the road at the time..but.....nuf said

Was Following a Duke round the O'parade of Welli today..he did not like me following in formation ( me being on a little screaming 250 ) So he right dropped the throttle and went down the other side of the road..giving the Blue rinsers a Fucking Coniption!! Get the fuck over yourselves..drop your pride!! if you live to ride remember all other on the road before you..and we may all ride for Life.. cops included...

BTW if your a 2 out of 3 cop..well shit happens and your Karma equals dog shit for bringing the rest down!!

[Jamezo]

Yeah, it's been nuts eh.

My mate got done for 140.9 in a 100 (= suspension of licence for 28 days) (with me on the back), on the same day as I got mine back! Bit ironic...

[Madness]

Turns out these pair of lousy snotty pricks are off duty. Super cop hasn't even got a ticket book...........
Blonde bitch is nearly having orgasms watching this fucken shithead acting the hero. They both swagger off, noses in the air and heads up their arses.

Sounds like a bit of role-play, or is that foreplay?? Kinky buggers shag each other silly like on Shorty st.

[monkey99]

I heard that Cop Ladies are like rally drivers:spudwhat: ...

They do it sideways

[Krusti]

Saw a cop while driving my tractor today....did a runner...he couldn't keep up....

[terbang]

My Missus saw some serious bad shit done by a cage driver the other night(driving with no lights, none at all) and rang the *555 thing, dobbed them in but couldn't get a rego. She followed the vehicle (going the same way as her) from Drury to Waiuku hoping rozzers would show up after making her complaint and nothing happened to get these prats off the road.
So where were they..?

[Shadows]

Bugger MD, you seem to have a points magnet somewhere on your bike. I was a raping baby killer and did 110 all the way up to Upper Hutt from Lower Hutt, but the rest of the traffic was going faster except for the Illusionworx Ute doing 80 and randomly changing lanes. Feels scary to try and even be legal, cos no one else is.

I didn't see any cops, but I had to get out of the way of a couple of motorcyclists (RG150 near Kaitoke, and satin blue ZX636 South side of Rimutakas) who obviously felt it was OK to pull out into oncoming traffic and stay there, as the oncoming traffic was a motorcyclist who would obviously think it was OK and get out of the way. Good thing I'm at the top of a mood swing and not the bottom of a trough, eh?

Where's the cop when you need one?

LOL and here's me who when conditions allow always moves over for bikes behind cars coming the other way to overtake and they hardly ever accept the invitation!

[Shadows]

On the same mentallity, the pump-jockey at Mobil spilt petrol on the side of my car AND somehow jammed the pertol cap on wrong - "From this day - I'll never give support or assistance to the petroleum industry, in any situation, ever"

Get rid of the vitriol lad and chill out.
BTW:
By the sounds of things you North Island types seem to harbour 'bike-hating' cops by the score, I've NEVER met any of that mentallity down here, in fact the reverse - many have said how they have warned/flashed their headlights at motorcyclists where I'm sure they would have given a car driver a ticket.

Yep, flashed more times than ticketed. In fact quite a few flashes in the last five years and no tickets at all. In fact maybe its all a conspiracy and they don't want me to get paranoid while they're still investigating me....

[spudchucka]

' Am I right in thinking that the book "How To Make Friends And Influence People" is not standard issue amongst the Police force??

"How to wind up complete losers" is still compulsary reading though.

[NotaGoth]

1) Don't speed on the nice flat clear straights with good visibility on SH1 near abouts Waipu (really common sense I guess ).

Did no one warn you about speeding on those straights? Seriously not worth it. Most cop cars, and people I have seen pulled over all in a row was in that area in particular. Theres also a little passing lane that they absolutely love sticking a speed camera right at the end of.

[Da Bird]

My Missus saw some serious bad shit done by a cage driver the other night(driving with no lights, none at all) and rang the *555 thing, dobbed them in but couldn't get a rego. She followed the vehicle (going the same way as her) from Drury to Waiuku hoping rozzers would show up after making her complaint and nothing happened to get these prats off the road.
So where were they..?

They were all dealing with "real" criminals... can't have it all ways all the time.

[erik]

Did no one warn you about speeding on those straights? Seriously not worth it. Most cop cars, and people I have seen pulled over all in a row was in that area in particular. Theres also a little passing lane that they absolutely love sticking a speed camera right at the end of.

No one warned me, but I don't expect anyone to.

[terbang]

They were all dealing with "real" criminals...

Translation: Sitting around hiding behind a laser gun or speed camera because it an easier way to make money and keep the stats up than hunting down some nobber who drives at night with no lights.

can't have it all ways all the time.

You are dead right you can't though there are times when you will have to pack your radars/cameras up get out there and get them the old fashioned way.
However the very visible police prescence (marked cars) over the weekend was encourageing.

[madboy]

115 MD, I'm very disappointed in you. As a family man I'm sure you can appreciate the consequences of a young child running out in front of you on the motorway.

Can't say I saw any fuzz over the weekend myself.

[MD]

115 MD, I'm very disappointed in you.

Admit it. You're impressed to discover a Kawasaki 636 can reach such a stratopheric speed. I was flat out, chin on the tank waiting to bounce off the rev limiter in top gear. Wasn't even sure if the speedo would read all the way up to 115kph! One day, if you try really hard, and decide to breach the magic 100kph you too might get to see 115- but pick your time and place. Atleast I now know the bike doesn't get the speed wobbles and the tyres don't disintegrate above 100kph. I'm still dizzy from the speed rush, worth the $80