Beginners' guide to runners

[Madness]

Yeah Mikey, I think you might want to think about a paint job. There has been a blue bike of some sort running around my neighborhood lately, really pissing the 5-0 off, all they know is that it's a blue one. WHOEVER he is he's been a naughty naughty boy. I've heard him and there aint much throttle left in reserve that's for real. You might be just the guy our local constabulary need to catch this elusive character, hell you've got the signwriting sussed already. They might give you licence to speed in efforts to make a bust, and sponsor you some gas and pies too!!!

[Deano]

games not over til its over

as a highly looked up to model citizen i'd like to show everyone that i do stop for policemen, no matter if there old/asian/poms/maris/butch lesbians,
an thats it somebody else in lower hutt that doesnt stop on a blue gsxr750.

as proof i have a snap shot from sunday

the very nice officer said,

"hey your bike looks cool with those police stickers on it"

me "yeh i know"

"thats only a 250 eh"

me "yeh"

"you didnt undertake our inspector in the mufti back there "

me "no way good sir"

"guess you probably werent speeding either"

me "course not"

"you probably got a licence then, not some maxed out learner with 120 demerits already"

me "course i do, model citizen"

inspector joins in on the sunday morning tea party

"its not your bike thats been failign to stop for us around lower hutt last few moths"

me " no way man"

inspector " i thought it was you, so i radioed ahead an got 5 cars ready if you didnt stop"

me " jesus christ didnt get 5 police cars!"

on your way then chief he says

an i went out riding round the wairarap liek i'd planned to.

LMFAO.

Interesting how he supposedly matched his speed to yours at 120 kph when he sat behind Jimbo and I at 105kph for ages as you slowly peeled off ahead.

You should fight it cause you were only doing 119kph or do cops come fitted with fricken laser beam eyes these days ?

[mstriumph]

Perhaps, another view is that there is still a certain level of glorification in that post, and that's not the action of someone who is repentent.

Indeed, indeed, Repentance oft before
I swore -- but was I sober when I swore?
And then, and then came Spring, and Rose-in-hand
My thread-bare Penitence apieces tore.

[FitzGerald's Rubaiyat of Omar Khayyam]

[MD]

games not over til its over

as a highly looked up to model citizen i'd like to show everyone that i do stop for policemen, no matter if there old/asian/poms/maris/butch lesbians,
an thats it somebody else in lower hutt that doesnt stop on a blue gsxr750.

as proof i have a snap shot from sunday

Like the pic. Lose your way, lose your virginity, lose weight, lose your marbles, but Mikey, never lose your sense of humour!
Edit; Just realised that was the number of the beast post, number 666 - so fitting Mikey caused it.

[sugilite:Me]

Who are you talking about? What comments are you talking about?

Hmmm, seems like the local KB police crew need some assistance with their detective work. So pooling all my resources, investigating all leads and launching a full scale inquiry and all to within budget, umm er all this consisting of actually reading the thread! Here are my findings.....

Really, I couldn't care less. I didn't even bother reading Madboy's post but it was easy enough to get the gist of it, there's been so many other "I'm the runner king", "Number plates are for nerds" threads in the past that you only have to read the first sentence.

Bottom line is that every dog has his day, you'll win some, you'll lose some.

and again

If I've seen one blow hard post on this subject I must have seen a thousand or more. Frankly it aint worth bothering to read. Somebody asked what we pigs thought about it so I gave my opinion and I didn't need to read the entire post to form that opinion.

But wait, theres more.

It bored me after the first sentence. I skimmed over the rest of it and I found no interest in it at all. Madboy can do what he wants, he can recruit apprentices if he wants to, write the book of runners if thats what turns his crank but shit man the subject is utterly boring to me. Do you think this conversation is something new to me? I mean to say, having been on the other side of numerous "runners" I don't really have any need or desire to read anybody elses ramblings on the subject. Some get away with it, others don't, some get a one way trip to the morgue and others get to post their experiences on kiwibiker forums. Like I said before, every dog has his day, for better or worse, it depends on what cards you're dealt on the day.

Now totally fair enough what he has written there, he is speaking from his experience. Sweet. It is only the investigative skills I'm commenting on.
So errr, how are yours coming along?

[Madness]

With recent management reshuffles in Police Spud might be in for promotion. Only question is will it be Prosecution or Intelligence?? Internal Affairs might be a starter for ten also.....

[El Dopa]

If there are any KB members left who have not yet posted either a positive or negative view

Personally, I'm quite a fan of the darker New Zealand ales - Montieth's Celtic, Mac's Black and so on.

The more upmarket lager-type beers are all good, too. Nothing better on a hot summers day than a decent pilsner.

However, I really can't stand the cheap slop - Lion red, export gold, etc. The horse that pissed in those barrels was definitely ill.

BTW, its a myth that poms like their beer warm. traditionally, the kegs were stored in the cellers of the pubs. Underground, and nice and cool. Cool, not cold, and definitely not warm.

[scumdog]

oh yeh!!!! must be my opinion time.
im a policeman now.
on a motobike
new police bike to, as of last week. GSXR750!

an if any of you FO's try running from me ill run you off the fukn road an then set the dogs onto you an run you over with a fire truck before the ambulance gets there.



wow. double digits eh. must be an old man! be up for retirement soon eh.
guessing your 3 months out of porirua college? shut the fuck n00b, have they even set you loose in a cop car yet?

Are you the rep from Cretins -R - Us???

Or has the humour escaped a cynical old veteran of many pursuits????

Do you know when a person falls off his bike and gets run over the resulting blood spray can cover 15 metres???

[sedge]

Do you know when a person falls off his bike and gets run over the resulting blood spray can cover 15 metres???

Heh heh... And that's just from when he's sitting on it in the bike park...

I bumped in to a cop that had to scrape a biker up after they hit a power pole... Wrecker was a bit green around the edges from cleaning up, worst part was looking for the guys head which shot off like a football down the road.

Dunno how you guys do it.

Sedge.

[Ixion]

Personally, I'm quite a fan of the darker New Zealand ales - Montieth's Celtic, Mac's Black and so on.

The more upmarket lager-type beers are all good, too. Nothing better on a hot summers day than a decent pilsner.

However, I really can't stand the cheap slop - Lion red, export gold, etc. The horse that pissed in those barrels was definitely ill.

BTW, its a myth that poms like their beer warm. traditionally, the kegs were stored in the cellers of the pubs. Underground, and nice and cool. Cool, not cold, and definitely not warm.

Thank goodness! A sensible post , about something *important* at last. It's about time this thread got round to beer. M'self, I still say you can't go past Speights Old Dark. The Monteiths Black is not a bad drop, but I really don't fancy the Celtic. Strange, but it just doesn't work for me. Mac's is OK I guess, but not in the first rank.

Although I'm no Pom, I agree with them about temperature. Cool, but not icey. Nothing worse than a beer that's so cold that it sets your teeth on edge (well, actually there's lots of things worse - no beer at all, for a start, but you get my gist).

[cowpoos]

an inspector in a car?? man ours dont ever get out on the road, they push the pens, and they push them hard

nah....they do real police work don't they?

[Madness]

One of my mates got the end of his finger bitten off about a month ago

That's what ya get when ya go sticking it somewhere "non-consentual"

[WINJA]

Quite possibly the stupidest fucken post I've ever read on here. If you're not into masturbation, and don't want to tell the world about your "runners" why the fuck would you post them on a public forum?

You're a cock and I wouldn't mind seeing a video coz I think you're so full of shit, you don't have the skills or the balls to take on the cops. I'm pissed off.

Fucken prove me wrong.

ARE YOU SAYING HE LACKS RIDING SKILL?

[WINJA]

For heaven's sake why? You have just painted a strongly compelling and articulate argument about the folly of "doing a runner".

Call me old fashioned, but I believe that if I ever earn the ire of an ossifer of the law, I am going to get busted. Best fess up pronto and take one's lumps.

SERIOUSLY , YOU SOUND LIKE THAT KIDDY FIDDLER MR SMITH OFF LOST IN SPACE, OH THE PAIN THE PITY OF IT ALL

[WINJA]

I once did a runner from the pigs back in Scotland.

I was pissed as a fart and on foot, and they still didn't catch me!

Shame I lived on a bumhole little island where everyone is related and everyone knew who I was.

I THOUGHT YOU WERE FROM IRELAND