Best retort

**Skyryder** · 19th April 2006, 18:11

Originally Posted by GR81

*kick in the nuts*

followed by "Nothing temporary about my temper it's permanent."

Skyryder

**Big Dave** · 19th April 2006, 18:16

I've used "Yep - and it's heaps more interesting than being a permanent NERD like you." to good effect.

**beyond** · 19th April 2006, 18:22

You live life more in one hour on a motorbike than most people live in a lifetime.

**Crasherfromwayback** · 19th April 2006, 18:31

You'll die before me if you don't fuck off.

**Dont_die_wondering** · 19th April 2006, 18:35

Originally Posted by Insanity_rules
OK guys, whats your best retort for the statement "Oh so you're a temporary kiwi then"

-"yea arsehole so quit wasting my precious time"

**Mental Trousers** · 19th April 2006, 18:35

look them over head to toe then back up again then laugh and walk away.

**Dont_die_wondering** · 19th April 2006, 18:36

Originally Posted by Crasherfromwayback

You'll die before me if you don't fuck off.

love it!

**Dont_die_wondering** · 19th April 2006, 18:38

"watsa matter cager? parking meter run out of money???"

**Jackrat** · 19th April 2006, 18:45

Only heard that question a few times in thirty odd years of riding.
My usual responce is that I've been riding longer that they've been alive.
A shit load of times that's true.
The other thing I like to point out is that at my age "which isn't really that old anyway" I have lived longer that a hell of a lot of people are going to,so I'm well in front.

**Matt Bleck** · 19th April 2006, 18:46

I just put on a sarcastic smile and say "yeah"

fuck's em every time.

**WINJA** · 19th April 2006, 18:47

i dont care if i die my lifes gone down hill since i rooted your mum in the bum

**Crasherfromwayback** · 19th April 2006, 18:51

Originally Posted by WINJA

i dont care if i die my lifes gone down hill since i rooted your mum in the bum

I'd understand if you said that to me, cause my Mums filthy.

**Coyote** · 19th April 2006, 18:53

I've never been told that myself. However I'd give them the Double Deuce

**SwanTiger** · 19th April 2006, 18:55

I had someone make that very comment to me as a joke not so long ago.

My response was an ignorant one, "Nah, I was born here"

Everyone in the room started laughing at the person who asked.

**Crasherfromwayback** · 19th April 2006, 19:01

Originally Posted by swanny

I had someone make that very comment to me as a joke not so long ago.

My response was an ignorant one, "Nah, I was born here"

Everyone in the room started laughing at the person who asked.

Yeah that's good, I like it!

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