Do you have two dicks? Cause you can't be that stupid playing with just one. Its idiots like yourself who make us temporary.Originally Posted by Insanity_rules
I like the I was born here, will have to use that one...
Do you have two dicks? Cause you can't be that stupid playing with just one. Its idiots like yourself who make us temporary.Originally Posted by Insanity_rules
I like the I was born here, will have to use that one...
Last edited by inlinefour; 19th April 2006 at 19:23.
Those who insist on perfect safety, don't have the balls to live in the real world.
I'm here for a good time, not a long time.
With the current government, yes.
"I can't die, the Devil's my pillion"
Homer you shot the zombie Flanders !
He was a Zombie?
may-be i should be working on a few irish curses for the cagers when they say that:
1) may the roof of your car fall in
2) may the cat eat your car and may the devil eat the cat
3) a red nail in the tounge that said it
4) may you be broken over the manawatu gorge
5) may the devil swallow your car and yourself sideways
mostly though i let a wee grin come over me face with a twinkle in my eye...
Usual retort: We're all temporary.
Effective retort: Why don't you ask the kids in the Starship cancer ward for their opinion on that?
ACC - It's where the Enron accountants all went.
usally just look them square in the eye and say "what do you mean?" then listen to the uneducated bullshit that dribbles out of their mouths, keeps me amused for a couple of minutes.Originally Posted by Insanity_rules
Oh guys I love the answers you've given so far, can i use some of em? Love the Nah I was born here especially!
I hate that statement so much I want to make the user look real foolish so you've given me some great cannon fodder.
Keep em comin!!!
Exert your talents, and distinguish yourself, and don't think of retiring from the world, until the world will be sorry that you retire. -Samuel Johnson
I,m sorry,i didnt realise you were an idiot until you started talking.
"If I had wanted to hear from an arsehole, I would have farted"
Used to cop that occasionally, usually accompanied by a silly sort of knowing grin. More of a "know fuck-all" grin really.
It's right up there with that one,
"All you need to ride a motor bike is size eleven boots and a size three helmet."
One advantage of being an old fart, I'm probably older than the dick heads who would normally say these things, so the thought probably doesn't occur to them.
There is a grey blur, and a green blur. I try to stay on the grey one. - Joey Dunlop
Now thats a good one,well done sir.Originally Posted by sugilite
Appologies to bill hicks:
With all the advantages in medicine they'll soon be able to fix us most of the time we get hit. Replace the organs fix us up andwe'll be all better. Those kiwis who live a healthy life will die of nothing.
In 40 years they'll be in a bed dying and the doctor will say "shit, if only you'd smoked or rode motorcycles we'd be able to help ya"
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
they have just managed to grow a bladder in a lab, so more complex organs cant be that far off!Originally Posted by thehollowmen
havent exactly had that question asked, but when people find out i ride, i kinda get looked at funny.....my usual comment at such a time is "id rather die on the road doin somethin i love, than die old and in a bed!"
which is the honest to god truth. my bike and i will die together....of that i am certain. and i for one will welcome in the embrace of the reaper when he calls.
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the really happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery when on a detour.
no one gets out alive...
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