"Temporary New Zealander?"
"Temporary fuckwit?"
Incredible!
"Temporary New Zealander?"
"Temporary fuckwit?"
There's Life, the Universe and Everything, but I prefer pizza.
Forum whore
Go take a flying fuck at a rolling donut
Aargh, photos!
Tempory New Zealander aye?
Yea, so what?/ Fuck you/ You come up with that yourself?
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
Honda Racer
"So you stand their smokin a fag and tellin me I'm temporary?"
"I'd rather die young having lived than die old never having lived at all!"
"Temporary as I wanna be. I ride with maturity. Do you know what maturity is?"
excuse maker (yerr,but...
"Maybe.
Hopfully I won't get 'Taken out' by YOU and your Car!"
Forum whore
Originally Posted by eliot-ness
Yeah, when you started riding bikes 35 years ago.... what's temporary?
You don't get to be an old dog without learning a few tricks.
Shorai Powersports batteries are very trick!
Forum whore
Mmmm, but I don't much like pain, and the percentage of bikers who are killed instantly compared with those who are hurt is the wrong way around... Would be better to die instantly than a lingering death, but that usually requires forethought and planning. Sorry, not meaning to be a killjoy, this is an interesting thread!
You don't get to be an old dog without learning a few tricks.
Shorai Powersports batteries are very trick!
Fair weather rider
temporary Kiwi:
"yeah, your wife / daughter said something about YOU being temporary in bed when I shagged her"
Mobile Organ Donor
"well your missus / daughter didn't mind my organ being mobile in her".
probably quickly folowed by ducking, running, or just twatting them with you helmet.
Mike
Night rider
Those people who think they're scared of dying are actually scared of living.
Time to ride
Love Live Ride
mine was work hard play harder but at the mo its gees i cant wait to get back in the saddle!!!!!!!!!! ::spudflip: to those who dont get what is to love riding i say because i can!!!!
Weekend cruiser
Yeah well.... (pause for 5-6 secs)
Your mums a temporary kiwi...
Bite my shiney metal ass
I love yo Momma jokes, just trying to find the right one to add to the mix.
Did the well your girlfriend said you were temporary in bed one last night to a buddy and that shut him down.
Exert your talents, and distinguish yourself, and don't think of retiring from the world, until the world will be sorry that you retire. -Samuel Johnson
Wearing Hi-Viz Black.
"Temporary New Zealander? - as opposed to a permanent fuckwit like you?"
or
"Looking at the statistics on dumb-fuck car drivers, bikes are far safer!"
TOP QUOTE: The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other peoples money.
Forum whore
Cant be bothered replying, most of the time - just stare at them with a bemused smile.........sometimes say ... " yeah...been temporary for 40 odd years now!" and wander off.....
- He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.
Scooter boy
Personally never had that one before, but I've had:
"Trade in the bike. You can't fall off a car."
from a smart arse car dealer. My retort was the usual
Stalked by a yellow piece of plastic
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