new biker cop!

**SuperDave** · 21st April 2006, 20:12

BAHAHAHAHAHA

**oldrider** · 21st April 2006, 20:31

You could always mention that you are keen on the Soloman Islands, that might help just now! :spudwhat:

**Riff Raff** · 21st April 2006, 20:35

Oh Mikey! You really are a spoon.

That's the funniest thing I've read on here in a long time.

**MidnightMike** · 21st April 2006, 20:36

Lol, nice work mikey.

**Coyote** · 21st April 2006, 20:36

You're an inspiration

**scumdog** · 21st April 2006, 20:45

Originally Posted by mikey

hi im trying to get into police force at the moment. and thought i would share my story. im told cops visit this site and would like them to pass on this to there recruiting officers.

as an effort to demonstrate potential skill in making the community a safer place, i put some sign writing on my bike an went out patrolling, looking for those doing 10ks over the speed limit, mainly on deserted 4 lane highways with cheese barriers down the middle.

i used my laser from the two dollar shop on my keys to test the cars speeds, an most were going at a rate faster than my laser could comprhend so i tried to pull cars over. no one pulled over. i have no sirens. but its friday night, there will be police cars outside my house soon so might be in luck.

i felt it was my duty to slow these cars down as they were just accidents waiting to happen an someone would have to clean them up later.

so i did wheelies past them.they slowed down. a lot. apart from the guys in the commodores

i feel with my presence on the road the community is a safer place and encourage other motorcyclists to do the same. after all we all want to live and ride in a safer place

How does somebody without the opposing digit ( thumbs) manage to type on these devices???

**Storm** · 21st April 2006, 20:49

Hey- the posters say that the tractors arent undercover cops!! The mongrels are getting more devious every day. I'm scared to go fast past an old lady on her motorised scooter now- you never know, she might be hiding a ticket book in that handbag

PS Mikey, you're fuckin gold mate

**Ixion** · 21st April 2006, 20:52

You're a worry, Mr Mikey. But an amusing jape. Good to see that you met a couple of coppers with a sense of humour , too.

**cowpoos** · 21st April 2006, 20:57

Originally Posted by scumdog

How does somebody without the opposing digit ( thumbs) manage to type on these devices???

you seem to do alright Mr Scum DOG!

**riffer** · 21st April 2006, 21:22

Originally Posted by Storm

Hey- the posters say that the tractors arent undercover cops!! The mongrels are getting more devious every day.

Jeez Mikey you continue to crack me up.

Actually, my work did the posters Storm refers to. I wonder if ACC would like to feature Mikey in the next round of ads.

I'll ask when I get back to work in nine days. Might be worth trying

**Madness** · 21st April 2006, 21:32

Thought I's add some illustrations to what will surely be an epic thread. Oh, there's one there for you too Sergeant Cowpoos of the Wairarapa Moo Squad

**scumdog** · 21st April 2006, 21:37

Originally Posted by cowpoos

you seem to do alright Mr Scum DOG!

Haha, good call!

But seriously, my thumbs are intact - its other fingers that have had 'the chop'.

**scumdog** · 21st April 2006, 21:38

Originally Posted by MAXIMUSDEMERITUS

Thought I's add some illustrations to what will surely be an epic thread. Oh, there's one there for you too Sergeant Cowpoos of the Wairarapa Moo Squad

Got a genyew-ine patrolmans badge from Kelso, Oregon, does THAT count too???