Kiwibiker
Hey Mikey,
Look, I live quite a long way out from the local fish and chip shop, can I request your services for a high speed escort on the way back home. The kids will really appreciate that we get the F&C's home whilst they are still warm.
I know the Prime Minister, well I've seen the a pic of her... so it's all good!
Aargh, photos!
Hahahaha, absolutly brilliant!!!!
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Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
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ain't it KFC the fasssst food of choice in dannivagas?Originally Posted by sugilite
Hey Mikey,
Look, I live quite a long way out from the local fish and chip shop, can I request your services for a high speed escort on the way back home. The kids will really appreciate that we get the F&C's home whilst they are still warm.
I know the Prime Minister, well I've seen the a pic of her... so it's all good!
Kiwibiker
Did you say fast and Dannevagas in the same sentence?
KB Chief Cat Herder
It's appropriate only if you're saying something like getting the fuck out of Dannivagas fast.
Zen wisdom: No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously. - obviously had KB in mind when he came up with that gem
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Large Falcon Collider
Yep, funniest thing on here for a long long time.
"If life gives you a shit sandwich..." someone please complete this expression
Poser on the green whale
haha. thats brilliant.
gone.
Forum whore
could u post the full size pic of that chick in ya avatar?
Que?
This one is the same, except different.
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Que?
Don't tell me your problems...MAXIMUSDEMERITUS - I think I am in love !!!
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You have an interesting collection there!
Que?
That one's the missus, she insisted I post one of her too.You have an interesting collection there!
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Thats no good mate
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Bloody hell Mikey thats the funniest thing I've read on here in ages- full marks for style.
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