Something helpful

[hXc]

You stole that out of the cooking book i released last summer. "cooking with heat"

Man, you speak some shit!

[froggyfrenchman]

Man, you speak some shit!

Pot: "Youre black you is!"
Kettle: " 'er, fuck off"

[BuFfY]

This thread will be very useful for my sister... A while ago mum asked her to boil some potatoes.... some how she burnt them! AND she can't even cook 2 minute noodles!

[hXc]

This thread will be very useful for my sister... A while ago mum asked her to boil some potatoes.... some how she burnt them! AND she can't even cook 2 minute noodles!

**Cough** Retard! **Cough**

Lollerskates, she must be extremely pathetic

[Ixion]

What self respecting biker dude is going to cook eggs! Thatz what we haz a bitch for, ain't it?

Thiz shoulda been in the Biker Angelz forum, dude.

Now get in the kitchen and cook me some eggs.

[Scorpygirl]

What self respecting biker dude is going to cook eggs! Thatz what we haz a bitch for, ain't it?

Thiz shoulda been in the Biker Angelz forum, dude.

Now get in the kitchen and cook me some eggs.

Some words Xion!!! On ya Bike!!! The kitchen is too hot!!

[Rosie]

There's nothing like a fried egg in the morning, with some toast and coffee.

You going to post the instructions for toast and coffee, or are you going to leave us in suspense?
I like weetbix for breakfast, do you have a recipe for those?

[yungatart]

AND she can't even cook 2 minute noodles!

Ummm..er... hXc can you please instruct us lesser mortals on how to cook these too...

[Hitcher]

Don't get too far ahead of yourself, hXc. There's "cornflakes" and "toast" to master as well, as part of a breakfast experience...

[Krayy]

Don't get too far ahead of yourself, hXc. There's "cornflakes" and "toast" to master as well, as part of a breakfast experience...

This could be the start of something that's been missing from the bokshelves for quite a while now....a "Blokes Cookbook". Here's one....

Blokey Muffins
1. Ask the wife where the flour is and throw some in a bowl
2. Rummage through fridge for 20 minutes looking for some eggs before asking wife where she has put them, then mutter under breath when she tells you they're on top of the microwave (thats the medium sized white box on the bench top).
3. Crack one or two eggs into the flour then pick the shells out.
4. Now wash the chain grease off of your hands before wife notices.
5. A splash of milk wouldn't go astray in the bowl.
6. Beat the hell out of it until your arm gets tired then fill a muffin tray with the mixture.
7. When you realise that you haven't put the chocolate chips in,just pour them over the tops of the muffin mix in the tray, it'll melt in.
8. Put them in an 240 degree oven until either the wife says she can smell burning or the fire alram goes off.
9. Server with pride and a beer!

[hXc]

How to cook toast


Ingredients:
Bread
Toaster
Butter
Spreads/toppings
Knife

Steps:
1. Have a toaster and a favorite bread on hand.
2. Make sure the toaster is plugged in.
3. Set the toaster on a medium or light setting. You can always adjust it up later.
4. Put a slice or two of the bread in toaster.
5. Push down the toaster button.
6. Wait until the toasted bread pops up, and see if it's done as much as you'd like. If not, push it down again for a very short time.

Tips/Suggestions:
Put a topping or two on the hot toast, such as a thin layer of butter and some jam.

Other popular toast toppings are cinnamon and sugar, or peanut butter.

Warnings:
Don't burn yourself.

Don't burn your toast - it's easy for it to catch on fire if the settings are too high.

Don't hold down the lever on the toaster as this will cause the toaster to catch fire.

[Qkkid]

Great....you can cook dinner for us.

that sounds great dinnner for all of us

[hXc]

How to make a great cup of coffee


Ingredients:
Coffee
Mug
Teaspoon
Water
Jug/kettle
Milk (optional)
Sugar (optional)

Steps:
1. Collect the coffee, mug, teaspoon (smallest spoon), kettle, and sugar (optional).
2. Fill the kettle with water, and put it on to boil.
3. Put the coffee & sugar (optional) in the Mug.
4. Fill the cup 20% full with milk. (optional)
5. Stir for 30 seconds, to make sure there are no lumps.
6. Add boiling water to the mixture.
7. Stir the mixture until smooth & frothy.
8. Enjoy your coffee. Drink it while it's hot - but don't burn yourself!

Tips:
If using coffee whitener or having black coffee, add a little cold water first. (optional)

Warnings:
Do not add the boiling water without milk or a little cold water, as this kills the taste.

It's hot, don't burn yourself.

[Qkkid]

[QUOTE=crashe]But but but.... how do you 'boil' an EGG...?


nevermind a boiled egg what about scrambled eggs

[yungatart]

How to make a great cup of coffee


Ingredients:
Coffee
Mug
Teaspoon
Water
Jug/kettle
Milk (optional)
Sugar (optional)

Steps:
1. Collect the coffee, mug, teaspoon (smallest spoon), kettle, and sugar (optional).
2. Fill the kettle with water, and put it on to boil.
3. Put the coffee & sugar (optional) in the Mug.
4. Fill the cup 20% full with milk. (optional)
5. Stir for 30 seconds, to make sure there are no lumps.
6. Add boiling water to the mixture.
7. Stir the mixture until smooth & frothy.
8. Enjoy your coffee. Drink it while it's hot - but don't burn yourself!

Tips:
If using coffee whitener or having black coffee, add a little cold water first. (optional)

Warnings:
Do not add the boiling water without milk or a little cold water, as this kills the taste.

It's hot, don't burn yourself.

What is this kettle you speak of? Last night you taught us how to boil water in a pot, now you talk of this kettle thing, please explain?