WARNING!!! Nodman escapes from Jaffaland

**NodMan:Me** · 9th April 2006, 09:47

The Ministry of Pigs report this morning that a well known JAFFA (just another forkin fast aucklander) has escaped!!!

His ole trusty ST1100 was found abandoned at the Harbour Bridge early today (so all two wheeled hoons should be safe for the next three weeks!!) and information has been recieved that he has taken hostage a 21yr old Kwaka to thrash around the countryside(with Mrs Nodman..KINKY!!)

WARNING!... should not be approached by cage drivers...has been known to spit the dummy an leave them with pieces of paper with his autograph on them...highly dangerous (and expensive!!)

residents of Taupo you should be safe..only likely to stay at the track today then dissappear to the mainland

Any KBers that happen to see this escapee should try to calm him down by riding sedately with him to the nearest watering hole ...do not attempt to outrun him cause he dont know how to slow down once shown a nice stretch of blacktop (aint that the whole south island??)

In a message from the escapees family... KK would like the various parts stolen from his other bikes returned undamaged, no questions asked

ANY SIGHTINGS TO BE REPORTED HERE AT KB...not your nearest Police Station..they already been looking for him for twenty odd years, no luck!

**Sniper** · 9th April 2006, 09:51

Sounds like you have a good trip planned, ride safe mate, we might see you on your travells

**crashe** · 9th April 2006, 09:57

Have a great 3 week holiday....
Take care and ride safe out there on the roads...

Just watch out for the mainlanders... I hear that they are shockers on the road..

Look forward to the pic's.

**Motoracer** · 9th April 2006, 10:01

Ha ha ha, good shit man. Have fun with your Mrs.

**Two Smoker** · 9th April 2006, 11:11

Have a great trip Nod... and be nice to the turbo...

**Scorpygirl** · 9th April 2006, 13:04

Well done mate!!!

Enjoy your trip and keep safe. Watch out for cops, eh!!!

**kickingzebra** · 9th April 2006, 13:33

Good stuff!! Have great trip... Tell me you are leaving ticketbook at home!!

**Lou Girardin** · 10th April 2006, 11:10

Jesus wept. He's going to be down south while I'm there.

**vifferman** · 10th April 2006, 11:16

Good-o!
We'll be safe - we're heading in the other direction. And now that I've fitted the speedo corrector, I know how fast I'm going.
I hope.
I really need to come across a friendly poliss with a laser/radar to tell me what it's reading.

**spudchucka** · 10th April 2006, 12:27

Originally Posted by Lou Girardin

Jesus wept. He's going to be down south while I'm there.

You gonna drop in for tea and bickies this time?

**Lou Girardin** · 10th April 2006, 13:32

Originally Posted by spudchucka

You gonna drop in for tea and bickies this time?

I'm not going your way unless it's foul weather. I thought I'd do the Paraparas instead.

**spudchucka** · 10th April 2006, 15:17

Originally Posted by Lou Girardin

I'm not going your way unless it's foul weather. I thought I'd do the Paraparas instead.

Thats a nice ride apart from the fact that you end up in Wanagnui. Anyway the billies on if you change your mind.

**Lou Girardin** · 10th April 2006, 16:33

I'll just close my eyes and nail it going through Wanga, otherwise Mair will slap a land claim on my bike.

**kickingzebra** · 10th April 2006, 16:55

No, he'll just camp out there for 6 months over winter, mind you, if your face is like motua gardens, no one even knew it was there before the occupation anyway, and they just as promptly forgot!!

**NodMan:Me** · 16th April 2006, 10:02

How could I forget these roads???

escaped the north island a week ago....how could I have forgotten these roads!!!!

coro loop is OK but.... Queen Charlotte, Takaka Hill, Buller Gorge, the whole west coast, Haast Pass, the Crown Range and now THE RACE TO THE SKY is on today at Cardrona....gone to Heaven!!!!!...who needs JAFFALAND???

thanks to all the locals and all the riders we have metfor all the info and special roads to ride...can't get enough!!!! THANKS

and Teretonga next week yeah ha!!