I read an article in the esteemed Harold t'other day. This one http://www.nzherald.co.nz/category/s...ectID=10378134.
Which prompted me to ask "Eh, woz thiz "technology" he's ratting on abart, nayway". I know what *I* mean by "technology", but what do these ejemacashin wallies mean by it. And how can you have an exam in it?
After a bit of ferreting, I figured out that "Technology" was a grab bag into which they'd thrown what we used to call Metalwork, and Woodwork, and Tech Drawing, and added Information Technology and Food Technology. Plus a bunch of other stuff that used to be for the girlz, like cooking (which I was pissed off they would not let me take at school - I really liked the idea of a subject that involved eating), and clothing (which I later acquired some proficiency at, by one of those strange twists of fate).
Now, back in the day, I knew what Metalwork and Woodwork were about. Personally, I got stuck in an academic stream , and didn't get as much time as I'd have liked at them, but what there was, was good. You got to make things, and use machines, and hit things with hammers and all such good guy type stuff. And the kids in the tech stream got pretty good at it, and mostly seemed to enjoy it. And came out of it when they left school, with some good skills and a good base for an apprenticeship or whatever.
And I also know somewhat of Information Technology (cos I was doing it before they invented that poncy name for it), and a passing bit, and a bit more, about Food Technology. All of which I would have thought would have been pretty keenly taken to by boys.
So, what have those plonkers done to these good and venerable subjects , that has stuffed them up so much that boys are failing at them, I wondered. I mean, I can't believe that boys have changed so much that they would no longer reckon that using a lathe was cool. Or hitting things with a hammer.
So I went and ferreted around on the Department of Education website, to try to find out.
Oh, my Gawd, what an experience. My eyes. My sanity. All I can say is, what a load of turgid, mealymouthed pompous, meaningless waffle, dished out by a bunch of cardy wearing treaty babbling poofs.
I waded through this steaming tripe in the hopes of a simple statement of what boys were expected to actually DO nowdays in these "technology" classes . Could I find such? Could I nelly.
The best I could find was this load of utter bollocks http://www.nzqa.govt.nz/ncea/assessm...-knowledge.pdf
And this chundering load of drivel http://www.minedu.govt.nz/web/downlo...rix-jan-06.doc
And all I can say is, if this crock of meaningless crap is what boys today are being subjected to, it's no wonder they're failing. Or, more precisely, they are , correctly, reckoning it's bullshit and tuning out.
So, anyone with actual experience of all this. Am I barking mad? Or is the only hope for parents with boys nowadays to chop the balls of the poor blighters before they go off to school, and tell 'em to pretend they're girlygirls, cos that's the only way they're going to get a fair deal from the education system? (I'm bloody certain that there aren't any balls at the Ministry of Education )
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