finnally got my knee down...ouch

[cowpoos]

Well, the reason most Aucklanders don't get their knee down is cos the weather up here is warmer.

This means oppossums propogate much more frequently, which means there is more of them chomping through our native bush. This means they cross the road more frequently to get to new patches of bush. This means that they killed more frequently, which means that if we try and get our knee down, we hook so many oppossums on our knee sliders that we overload the knee down side of the bike and get more than just the knee down. Plus it doesn't smell to good and we get blood and guts on our leathers, which means blow flies follow us home and breed more cos of the warmer weather and ....


But, wait!! There's more. In the warmer weather, the tar melts more and this means our sliders get stuck in icky sticky and we get pulled off our bikes and that hurts too much.

But wait!! There's more. A free set of Ginsu steak knifes with every succesful knee slide.

But wait! There's more. Cos more people use the roads up here, they get badly pitted and potholes breed more rampantly and the trucks cause big subsidence patches in the road. Most the time we are lucky enough not to disappear from sight in the larger subsidences, but the potholes seem to occur right in your cornering line and they have a nasty habit of swallowing knee caps, which means we nearly lose our leg or if our leg muscles are really strong, we actually end up backwards on our seats after a succesful knee down corner.

Only really tough bikers survive in Auckland. Many of them are noticeable when riding cos you can see their gloved hands hanging on for grim death on the edge of those larger subsidences caused by trucks. It's real hard pulling yourself out of those. If you are really lucky and it hasn't rained, you can see a trail of blood leading from a pothole into the shrubbery somewhere, cos some poor bugger didn't get turned around in his seat. You will find a kneeslider in the pothole with a kneecap still attached. This is not a pretty sight and best left until well after meal times.

lmfao...brillent....bling dispatched....lol

[sAsLEX]

they all ride like fuckin nanna's up there....there is no such thing as a fast aucklander...period!!

I know of two on 06 tens that would disagree, and a pizza boy, a skinny white cunt and a few others

[sAsLEX]

oh and TS how long did your sliders used to last?

and KK?

[ducatilover]

now nwo dont get worked up about cowpoos, he wubs you dorky auckys and you wub his manly rough poo smelling cow hands.

im sure all you motherchuckers will give me the learn but....ill feel good in my soul and spirit whilst you are smoking my [little] arse

[Sketchy_Racer]

HA HA ILL SMOKE YOU TO

HERES THE PROOF!!!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Sensei
Looked sweet as a flew past ya Jimbo up the Rimataka's is that what you Guys call been given the Learn on ya own roads ??
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...627#post586627


i knew this would start, been looking forward to it too!

the learn was

the bottom of the taka hill when you tried to snake my line, i thought, yeah right mother fucker, an let you make the decision of whether you wanted to eat oncoming traffic or back off, wasnt backing down to a ginga on a gixer!

then going up the hill that ive only been up 30 times...... looking back in the mirrors watching the gap i was making grow, even with your loosish overtaking (i cant really speak, im worse)

even on piecock hill you didnt overtake anyone, infact a kid who has been over that hill as many times as you had was in front of you, RG100 i think, infront of you on the kr150!

Mate - you should have come up the Taka's.

I looked back on Piecock at one stage expecting to see Sensei, and here is this green bumble bee humming along behind me. (Disclaimer - wasn't going full on at the time but this "kid" can ride through the corners.)

Big ups dude.

HAHA TAKE THAT

[beyond]

or theyve benn compressed into your pelvic region under heavy brakeing from high speed setting up for a perfect knee slide?

Strewth mate!!! So that's what happened to me nuts.

[Gremlin]

My favourite corner, some of you will know this one, is as you are coming up the last overtaking lane from whitford just before you hit the roundabout at the top. It is the double laned baby, and so long as you watch the potholes on the left, you can get the bike really low as you turn through the right hander.
Tried to get my knee down there once, just ended up with the rear end drifting ...that and i was also wearing cordura...so probably wouldn't have been a god thing to achieve in any case!

shhhh, I thought that one was only liked by a select few... now more seem to know about it

And don't be in the left lane, the fast is flat and smooth. Even tightens just a little near the end of the corner... oooh, you can tell I likes it

For extra thrill points, try cutting between cagers that refuse to move to the slow ass lane once they have overtaken...

[cowpoos]

I know of two on 06 tens that would disagree, and a pizza boy, a skinny white cunt and a few others

two of the fellas you hav quoted are from wellington!

so obviously the rest of ya storie won't stack up either!

[Deano]

two of the fellas you hav quoted are from wellington!

They're as bad as the Aussies when it comes to claiming talent as their own

[Toast]

oh, you DO want to sound like a dick.
well, there you go then.

No worries Badcat, I'm gonna learn 'Poos next month at Taupo, then we may be able to save the poor lad from himself.

[cowpoos]

No worries Badcat, I'm gonna learn 'Poos next month at Taupo, then we may be able to save the poor lad from himself.

well your not really an orchlander either are ya?

and besides...in ya fuckin dreams laddie...though you mite hav a chance if you buy a suzuki!

[Toast]

well your not really an orchlander either are ya?

and besides...in ya fuckin dreams laddie...though you mite hav a chance if you buy a suzuki!

Yeah I was skool'd in the Coromandel ranges ...not so many traffic lights to slow your groove down there.

I'll keep dreaming 'Poos...me on the back wheel out of the hairpin (while doing the Sudoku puzzle) around your flailing ass...oh yes

Fark...thinking about the track's getting me all hot n bothered...better go for a ride.

[beyond]

I just love the Coromandels. Reckon they gotta have some of the best roads in the whole country. Plenty of opportunity on those roads to collect some possums in ya sliders.

[Bend-it]

The kevlar lining is very easy to wear through... bit scary, don't wanna bin too fast in that shitty cordura eh? Got me a one piece now though. Every time I crashed I got a new hole in the crap... jeebus.

Yikes, and how many times is that??

[N4CR]

Yikes, and how many times is that??

Uhhhhh I don't know how many times I kneedowned in it but mabey 5x each knee, small hole the first time and now it's a decent 4-5cm gash. Then I stacked it twice on the same side being silly buggers leaning too much and got some mean holes hehehe... learn the hard way I guess.