Jesus Christ, learn to spell then someone might take you seriously.Originally Posted by solakid
"channellling the Pleideans"
Jesus Christ, learn to spell then someone might take you seriously.
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"channellling the Pleideans"
Yes, and after due process he was acquitted. People tend to leave that bit out.
I thought elections were decided by angry posts on social media. - F5 Dave
Scratch n Drift
Why the hell would they want to steal a GSX? They are more than welcome to mine! We had a similar situation which resulted in my brother and I chasing 2 people down the street after finding them trying to nick gas from our cars. When we caught them they must have slipped over or something because they had lots of cuts and grazes. My brother recons one of them might have slipped onto his fist once or twice. I dont know how that happened. I think that taught the little punks more of a lesson than being arrested. All credit to the cops too, they turned up within 5 minutes.
L-Plate Rider
Yeah maybe you should have let a couple of cartridges off and seen how long it would have taken for the cops to turn up. The justice system in this country needs a revolution. The only beneficaries are the friggin lawyers.
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Tornado Alley
Yeah....right....
Possibly just around the corner,dog handler too, saw one walk past them, wondering why they were sweating, not knowing why...oh well, guess they know where to look coz nothing happens if they go visiting at your place...
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I've always thought it would be best to go for the kneecaps. Then you know nothing too bad is going to happen (aside from not being able to use one leg if it's the .303) but they're going to be totally out of action. Doesn't help with the whole being had up by the courts for defending yourself though.
liberi minutalem amant
Bite my shiney metal ass
Kneecaps are good but for real effect try hands, feet, shoulders(top bit near the collar bone) and the ass.
Lots of little bones that dont ever heal right in hands and feet. Shoulder will immobilize the whole arm and the ass, well thats just funny! Imagine trying to explain that one or to sit down right for a couple of weeks.
I have a trick I've always wanted to try with red hot tea spoons next time some lil retard trys to rip my shit off.
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Kiwi back at home!
See the problem is he let them get away!
Scooter boy
Reminds me of the news clipping my old boss kept i his office - story of a guy who saw 2 blokes break into his garden shed. He called the cops, who replied that they would send someone as fast as they could, but it would take a while as they hadno-one in the area. He called them back after a couple of minutes and said that they needen't bother coming over as he had shot them.
Within minutes the Police chopper was hovering overhead whilst the Armed Offenders Squad kicked in his door. They caught the crooks and asked the guy "we thought you said you had shot them", to which he answered "I thought you said you didn't have any officers nearby!?!".
Moral of the story - no corpse, no case.
Easily ammused
Weaz, a 303 to the kneecap would blow the leg right off. Makes it easier to give a description to the cops though.
I'm for perament damage, like writing thief on their foreheads with a steak knife, of slicing the nuts off (rapists), or drilling holes on kneecaps.
Some things are worth dying for, living is one of them.
Loud and Uncouth
Amazing how many who have been given a firm shove into the cells tell their mates on PD how "two cops gave me a real bash, it took two of them, if it had been just one it would have been a different story.." Yeah Right!!When I was on PD the boys there who'd had the bash from the cops let it be known like a badge of honour.
You're in the 'Nui, aren't you? I'm surprised the bikes have lasted this long
Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
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Nah - it'd still be attached but not fixable. And not pretty.
liberi minutalem amant
Retired
Well the "full" story of one particular incident (their version anyway) told to me by a very solid chap of pacific island descent - he got arrested, was being put in the cells by a female police officer who pushed him backward at the same time she put her foot behind his. He loses balance and reaches out to grab the nearest thing, which just happened to be her shirt. 100kg+ of brown boy vs buttons of police issue shirt... so the goods fall out, he still falls over and she runs off swearing and cursing after slamming the cell door. A short time later four male officers turn up to rectify the situation, body shots only. He reckoned it was worth it.
Now that's passed from one scumbag to another during a "break" on PD in 1995, so it must be true.
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