Bikes but not cars on Grafton Bridge

[WINJA]

It is a smile with a hat!..........I have a girlfriend and I am a Christian......what's he gotta worry about.......I am most trustworthy me

DONT YOU MEAN BOY FRIEND SAUSAGE HIDER

[Insanity_rules]

lol, yeah I know... and thats great to hear, I have a boyfriend and im not a christian so I get to have S E X But neither of these things have to do with a bridge in Grafton...

Well ya could possibly have sex on the Grafton bridge but not knowing what it looks like I don't really have an idea of how.

Sorry, Captain Inapropriate strikes again!

Now off to slather the nation in the most purile inuendo I can muster... Up, up and away. Ohh ehh also sounds a bit rude.

[Wolf]

I think I've used the Grafton Bridge twice in my life. A big plus I'm reading into the proposal is that the Dorkland Council seem to have cottoned onto the idea that motorbikes are less congestive than cages - like Wellington seems to have done by creating shitloads of bike parks in Central Wellington to encourage people to ride bikes rather than bring in a whole cage for one person and a briefcase full of notes. It's probably still not enough but when you compare the Wellington bike parks with the three (used to be four) we have in the entire Hamilscum CBD, it's practically rolling out the Red Carpet.

I'm all for moves designed to discourage private cages, and promote motorcycles and public transport, in central city areas - would like to see some in Hamilscum rather than seeing around 90+ percent of the cars in the CBD with only one occupant (we do our bit to compensate when we take the cage by cramming strayjuliet, me and three children (in carseat and booster seats) into our little Toymota Ca-roller - the doors practically bulge when we exhale).

More "Buses, Motorbikes, Bicycles and Emergency Vehicles ONLY" roads, more motorbike parking areas and a better public transport system, that'd suit me. That said, the "better public transport system" is optional - the crap quality of public transport will encourage more people to ride a bike in preference.

I'd happily see a toll gate that buses, bikes, taxis, marked couriers and emergency vehicles can bypass and cages get tolled at ($2 per cage with a 50-cent discount for each passenger) unless the driver has a mobility card or a special waiver card that proves there is a special reason for wasting space and fuel in the CBD - such as the person's job requires (s)he drive a company car. Such waiver cards, under my benevolent regime would be hard to get, not just given away to anyone, like OBEs and knighthoods.

[Str8 Jacket]

Well ya could possibly have sex on the Grafton bridge but not knowing what it looks like I don't really have an idea of how.

Sorry, Captain Inapropriate strikes again!

Well I dare say that sex on the bridge would be alot nicer than in the cemetery at the end of the bridge...
(BTW, Grafton bridge is alot like the bridge you go over to get to karori (from town) except its alot bigger.)

sorry for the thread highjack, I shall dish out the appropriate punishment when I see you next IR!