
Originally Posted by
duckman
He said he'd been trying to catch me for some time and questioned whether I was "doing a runner"
Hah! What, exactly, was he expecting in reply to that?
"Yes, officer, I noticed you ages ago, and was doing my best to escape your clutches in the most illegal manner possible, but gee whiz whillikey, you just handled that Mazda like an absolute pro. I decided that I could not sustain the frightening pace of the chase, since I am not only a criminal fugitive, but a nancy-boy into the bargain."
kiwibiker is full of love, an disrespect.
- mikey
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