I like the one that featured Marge Simpson as "Cycle Slut of the Month"
Homer is pleasantly surprised to find his picture of Hell's Satans
% in "Outlaw Biker" magazine. Marge is also surprised, but by a
% different photo -- one of her in a nightgown, sound asleep. She's
% been named "Cycle Slut of the Month," but that doesn't impress her.
Marge: You took a picture of me when I was asleep?
Homer: If you'd been awake you would have said, "no." You can
see the bind I was in.
Marge: [reading from the magazine] Her turn-ons include thievery
and liquor. Her turns-offs include underpants,
pedestrians, and justice -- [disgusted] Ohhh.
-- "Take My Wife, Sleaze"



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