Police have double standards

**Streetwise** · 15th May 2006, 11:02

Hello all. Ive been informed that the police can have a motorcycle licence in two weeks from never riding before, Has anyone heard of this,????

**ZeroIndex** · 15th May 2006, 11:06

Originally Posted by Streetwise

Hello all. Ive been informed that the police can have a motorcycle licence in two weeks from never riding before, Has anyone heard of this,????

hmm.. where did i leave that application form..

**spudchucka** · 15th May 2006, 11:06

Originally Posted by Streetwise

Hello all. Ive been informed that the police can have a motorcycle licence in two weeks from never riding before, Has anyone heard of this,????

Thats utter rubbish. I've helped a few work mates get their bike licences and they have to go through exactly the same graduated system that anybody else does.

**Ixion** · 15th May 2006, 11:12

There are police members on this site who had to serve their time on 250s. Old wives tales, methinks.

**Smorg** · 15th May 2006, 11:13

I heard that cops sacrifice virgins on the eve of every full moon. Has anyone else heard of this?

**onearmedbandit** · 15th May 2006, 11:14

Come on spud, the games is up now. Admit it, you guys get preferential treatment for everything. Licences in two weeks, immunity from narcotic importation crimes, cheap hookers, special medicine to keep you fit (same as the doc's get themselves, when was the last time your doctor was off sick huh?) and healthy, transmitters to control traffic lights, shit you probably even know who killed JFK and where Hitler is living. 'fess up, we want to know.

NC · 15th May 2006, 11:15

Originally Posted by Smorgen

I heard that cops sacrifice virgins on the eve of every full moon. Has anyone else heard of this?

mORE THAN ONCE!

**onearmedbandit** · 15th May 2006, 11:17

Your caps lock button is on NC....

NC · 15th May 2006, 11:18

Originally Posted by onearmedbandit

Your caps lock button is on NC....

THanks dude

**spudchucka** · 15th May 2006, 11:20

Originally Posted by onearmedbandit

Come on spud, the games is up now. Admit it, you guys get preferential treatment for everything. Licences in two weeks, immunity from narcotic importation crimes, cheap hookers, special medicine to keep you fit (same as the doc's get themselves, when was the last time your doctor was off sick huh?) and healthy, transmitters to control traffic lights, shit you probably even know who killed JFK and where Hitler is living. 'fess up, we want to know.

Can't let away too many company secrets, I wouldn't want to get on the bosses list of naughty piglets.

NC · 15th May 2006, 11:21

Originally Posted by spudchucka

Can't let away too many company secrets, I wouldn't want to get on the bosses list of naughty piglets.

**Squeak the Rat** · 15th May 2006, 11:21

Originally Posted by spudchucka

Thats utter rubbish. I've helped a few work mates get their bike licences and they have to go through exactly the same graduated system that anybody else does.

Bloody double standards! Oh wait, they're the same. Suffered from PCB - premature cop-bashing. As you were.......