Pit bulls

[Big Dave]

The whiskey I can believe but I recognise the beer fridge as belonging to Kickaha...

Anyway CB and I will be heading to the vineyards of Marlborough the next day - and doing 17mpg (you johnny-come-lately metric types can figure it out for yourselves)in the scumdog lorry we will need the wine to dull the expenses of the fuel..

you two take yer girly tea party somewhere else please.

[Ixion]

,,Why don't we just grab our pitchforks and torches and have us an ol' fashioned lynching?

Oh, good. I feel like some light entertainment. Who we gonna lynch, and where do we meet. I just gotta put some new batteries in the torch. Always a starter for a good lynching.

[Hitcher]

Now if this dog had been microchipped, everthing would have been OK. Yeah right.

[scumdog]

you two take yer girly tea party somewhere else please.

Eat yer heart out you northern Lion Red sluicer....

Kulture we have in gallons down here matey...

[Big Dave]

Oh, good. I feel like some light entertainment. Who we gonna lynch, and where do we meet. I just gotta put some new batteries in the torch. Always a starter for a good lynching.

Are pitchforks named after a noun or a verb?
Is it what they chuck or how they chuck it???

[scumdog]

Now if this dog had been microchipped, everthing would have been OK. Yeah right.

As I said oh birthday one, it sure has hell has sorted it out with guns and car hasn't it??? - Yeah right!!

[dangerous]

The whiskey I can believe but I recognise the beer fridge as belonging to Kickaha...

Kickaha does not drink, and pleanty off beer for everyone beding well errr ummm sleeping bags?
SD P/M

[Big Dave]

Eat yer heart out you northern Lion Red sluicer....

Kulture we have in gallons down here matey...

Mate - you'd laff - I'm on the second bottle on one of those Monteiths Boutique Brews that 'warewolf' leaves around my fridge.

Ales 'strained through a lubras loincloth with a hint of marmalaide' etc.
Peel me a Laté it's Orcers dontchaknow.

Hippie has stopped leaving Steinlagers.

[Madmax]

[QUOTE=oldrider]

Just had a vist with jnr on his way home. got some nasty pucture wounds, a mellon full of morphine and two weeks off work.

On the man bites dog front, girlfriend Sam says he fought it off barehanded and actually gave it what for. Had it yelping as he hurled it several meters back over the fence. Being 6'6" and fit pays off sometimes. QUOTE]

Shit man! I'm starting to feel sorry for the dog!

F**k the dog! the last one i just removed had a go at me in the driveway
he was on his last warning, so he got it
(note to scumdog dont use high load 7.62 they make a mess out of your drive and make it hard to clean up, nailed him through the head the round went through bounced off the drive and went out through his body)
what a mess!

[Big Dave]

[QUOTE=Madmax]

F**k the dog! the last one i just removed had a go at me in the driveway
he was on his last warning, so he got it
(note to scumdog dont use high load 7.62 they make a mess out of your drive and make it hard to clean up, nailed him through the head the round went through bounced off the drive and went out through his body)
what a mess!

Yeah - he was just cheering me up Max (and it worked) - dry wit and all that.

[scumdog]

Mate - you'd laff - I'm on the second bottle on one of those Monteiths Boutique Brews that 'warewolf' leaves around my fridge.

Ales 'strained through a lubras loincloth with a hint of marmalaide' etc.
Peel me a Laté it's Orcers dontchaknow.

Hippie has stopped leaving Steinlagers.

Ferk!! TWO pissed people on KB in one night!! (C.B. refuses to admit being pissed)on

Creme-de-Menthe and O'maras Irish Cream mix for me at the moment. The two bottles of Chardonnay have run out.

[Big Dave]

Ferk!! TWO pissed people on KB in one night!! (C.B. refuses to admit being pissed)on

Creme-de-Menthe and O'maras Irish Cream mix for me at the moment. The two bottles of Chardonnay have run out.

I still have some work to do too.

The newspaper adverts that i was going to do this afternon, I had trouble concentrating on while all this was going down

Just headlines on otherwise blank pages - that need to be finished otherwise it's just like my old receptionist - the head's all right, but then it all goes a bit pear shape.

[SwanTiger]

There is nothing you can say or dog you can show me that will change my mind. The chromosomes are wrong - same as crossing a Shepherd with a Collie - 90% chance of a neurotic. I've got the scars to prove it.

No doubt there is some good ones (pits) - but they have been bred for these characteristics.

Fair enough, for me its just my personal experience, never met/owned a vicious Pitbull. Only ever heard about it in the news or through other people.

How is your son doing?

[Big Dave]

How is your son doing?

OK thanks - Report is a few posts back up the list.

[spudchucka]

Due process ensues - carefully monitored.

Duty to prosecute lies with your local council, same as with the dog being on death row. There is plenty of previous to suggest the likely outcome will be yes to both but this varies from council to council.

Pit bull dogs are in my experience a high risk dog but not one that is totally predisposed to vicious attacks as I've come across quite a number that are under controll with the right owner. So much depends on the dog owners and sadly 99% of pit bull owners are fully retarded and shouldn't be allowed to care for a vege garden, let alone an unpredictable and potentially very dangerous dog.