Commuting Fun

**James Deuce** · 19th May 2006, 14:57

I had just the BEST moment on the way to work this morning.

I exit the Wellington motorway at Murphy ST and then generally speaking filter up to the front of each set of lights all the way down to Featherston St.

As I passed a Shuttle Mini-Bus I noticed one of the crowd of 14 year old lads inside holding up a sign and gesturing at me. The sign said: "UR Hot."

Unfortunately for this lad, the lights went red, and as I pulled up level with his window, I stopped, raised my right fist in the air, gave my BEST gay salute, and in the campest voice I could manage, shouted, "Oh Behave!" through the window.

You've never seen so many 14 year olds move so fast to the opposite side of a van. I swear one of them was trying climb out a window on the other side.

Ahhh Motorcycling.

**Paul in NZ** · 19th May 2006, 14:58

Ahhh... You crazy gay guys...

**DemonWolf** · 19th May 2006, 15:02

baahaha.. did you get his number! hahahaa

**DemonWolf** · 19th May 2006, 15:02

sorry... couldn't help myself.

**Blackbird** · 19th May 2006, 15:23

Well, Jim does ride an orange Kwakka about the same shade as the scarf that caused that recruitment cop some grief. Astute observation by the lad in the van, I'd say.

**Str8 Jacket** · 19th May 2006, 15:24

Originally Posted by Blackbird

Well, Jim does ride an orange Kwakka about the same shade as the scarf that caused that recruitment cop some grief. Astute observation by the lad in the van, I'd say.

haha, yes, but that guy has hair...

**Storm** · 19th May 2006, 15:41

With fine examples of manliness like you around Jim, I dont know why some folk worry about the young un's on the site

**Pwalo** · 19th May 2006, 16:09

[QUOTE=Jim2][LEFT]IUnfortunately for this lad, the lights went red, and as I pulled up level with his window, I stopped, raised my right fist in the air, gave my BEST gay salute, and in the campest voice I could manage, shouted, "Oh Behave!" through the window.

Jim, you mean you have more than one gay salute!! It's not looking good mate.

**Ixion** · 19th May 2006, 16:41

Woz a gay salute?

**Jamezo** · 19th May 2006, 19:02

Originally Posted by Ixion

Woz a gay salute?

Yeah, wot he said?

Raised fist eh, similar to Black Power?

Should it not be a limp wrist maneuver?

ps. Is that way faster than taking the waterfront offramp? Even if it was, I don't know if I'd do it, cause there's some hardcore splitting action all the way past the offramp!

**Patch** · 19th May 2006, 19:36

I believe the fags don't mind splitting in hard to get places!!!!

**yungatart** · 19th May 2006, 20:18

LMAO- make mental note - keep hXc away from Jim2.....

**James Deuce** · 19th May 2006, 20:36

Originally Posted by Jamezo

Yeah, wot he said?

Raised fist eh, similar to Black Power?

Should it not be a limp wrist maneuver?

ps. Is that way faster than taking the waterfront offramp? Even if it was, I don't know if I'd do it, cause there's some hardcore splitting action all the way past the offramp!

Arm up, closed fist, then extend fingers straight out and flop that hand sister!

ps I find it quicker, even with all the lights, because you don't have to wait forever to turn into Rolleston St off Jervois Quay, plus the "view" is better.