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    IT humour

    One of the guys at work here was just dealing with a woman at a client site called Ping (that's her name).

    He connected remotely to her PC to troubleshoot her problem, opened a command prompt and typed: ping xxxxxxxxx

    Before he could hit enter she typed (wait for it - I'm still crying): "yes?"

    Ahh IT.
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    I giggled.
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    I could see what was going to happen as soon as you mentioned the client site. Who would name any business "Ping" if they are going to use the internet?
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    Hmm... case of where you put the inflection... seems to me that the woman was called Ping, not the business.

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    hha... quite amusing. what was her lastname.. nbtstat ?
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    Question I don't get it.

    I know about the "ping" command, but I don't get the joke.

    No, don't explain it - that would render it even less funny.

    Just had my most exciting moment of the month - I went for a cup of tea, and saw the receptionist standing in the doorway of one of our meeting rooms, talking to some people inside. I walked down the corridor and gave her a gentle poke in the side with my forefinger. She leapt into the air and into the room, letting out an ear-splitting shriek, then burst into nervous and embarrassed laughter.

    Crikey.
    ... and that's what I think.

    Or summat.


    Or maybe not...

    Dunno really....


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    Unix is sexy

    who | grep -l blonde | date; cd~; unzip; touch; finger; mount; gasp; yes;
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    You forgot

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    Quote Originally Posted by skidmark
    This world has lost it's drive, everybody just wants to fit in the be the norm as it were.
    Quote Originally Posted by Phil Vincent
    The manufacturers go to a lot of trouble to find out what the average rider prefers, because the maker who guesses closest to the average preference gets the largest sales. But the average rider is mainly interested in silly (as opposed to useful) “goodies” to try to kid the public that he is riding a racer

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ixion
    chmod root

    lol. That made me laugh, in a nerdish sort of way.
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    click! ha he he
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    meh.. didn't find that funny.. but THESE ARE FUNNY!!
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