Where do put your feet when you ride?

[Pixie]

In my mo'sicle boots

[Edbear]

Except for the couple of times I've been off road unintentionally.

Yep! I can see how that may not be fun in the strictest sense of the word.

[Wolf]

Yep! I can see how that may not be fun in the strictest sense of the word.

While I find intentional off-road riding heaps of fun, I've had some pretty nasty experiences with the unintentional off-road excursions, usually on bikes that were not designed for it.

I concur, definitely not fun in the strictest sense. More like "fun" in the typically Kiwi sarcastic sense of: "I just spent six hours getting my ear chewed off by the boss." "Sounds like fun."