Cannibal

**The Pastor** · 25th May 2006, 14:11

Originally Posted by Smorgen

One roast penis with a side of mushrooms please

Obviously another kellogs crunchy nut.

**"D" FZ1** · 25th May 2006, 14:18

What a couple of sickos

**El Dopa** · 25th May 2006, 20:59

Originally Posted by renegade master

Today I will meet a gentleman
He likes me so much he could eat me up
Soft parts and even hard ones
are on the menu

Because you are what you eat
and you know what it is

It is my part – no
My part – no
There that's my part – no
My part – no

The dull blade good and proper
I'm bleeding heavily and feeling sick
Although I have to fight to stay awake
I keep eating while in convulsions

It's just so well seasoned
and so nicely flambéed
and so lovingly served on porcelain
And with it, a good wine
and gentle candlelight
Yeah I'll take my time
You've got to have some culture

Because you are what you eat
and you know what it is

It is my part – no
My part – no
Because that's my part – no
Yes it's my part – no

A cry will ascend to heaven
It will cut through hosts of angels
Feather-flesh will shriekingly fall
from the top of the clouds onto my childhood

Es ist mein Teil – nein
Mein Teil – nein
Da das ist mein Teil – nein
Mein Teil – nein

**Goblin** · 26th May 2006, 10:30

Originally Posted by BuFfY

Well yeah I do dress like that at school... my children are 6 and 7 so they don't really look at my 'tittys'

Sorry Buffy but WINJA is right. Little boys DO perve at cleavege! It is very distracting for kids to have a teacher showing off her goodies. Your titties on display are affecting kids learning.

**BuFfY** · 26th May 2006, 22:47

Originally Posted by Goblin

Sorry Buffy but WINJA is right. Little boys DO perve at cleavege! It is very distracting for kids to have a teacher showing off her goodies. Your titties on display are affecting kids learning.

Oh no I didn't realise that I was hindering learning!!

A few of the boys cryed today cause it was my last day!! I guess they will miss my boobs??

**Goblin** · 26th May 2006, 23:03

Originally Posted by BuFfY

Oh no I didn't realise that I was hindering learning!!

A few of the boys cryed today cause it was my last day!! I guess they will miss my boobs??

Well if they're on display it does somewhat distract from academic learning. Little Johnny jokes have been around longer than most of us on here.

Maybe they will. Maybe they will miss you more as a teacher .

Here's hoping.

**BuFfY** · 26th May 2006, 23:04

I hope they miss me as a teacher and a person... not just for my boobs!!

Was a good day today though... a very sweet class!! And I don't think any of them have the capability to eat another person... so that is a good sign!!

**Ixion** · 26th May 2006, 23:06

Originally Posted by BuFfY

Oh no I didn't realise that I was hindering learning!!

A few of the boys cryed today cause it was my last day!! I guess they will miss my boobs??

Bugger. As we hear so much today about obese childrren, I was planning to attempt to pass myself off as a very fat , rather tall 7 year old, so as to infiltrate your class for boobie watching purposes. Curses, too late.

**WINJA** · 27th May 2006, 09:50

Originally Posted by Ixion

Bugger. As we hear so much today about obese childrren, I was planning to attempt to pass myself off as a very fat , rather tall 7 year old, so as to infiltrate your class for boobie watching purposes. Curses, too late.

+1 EXCEPT REPLACE TALL WITH SHORT AND THATS ME

**The Pastor** · 27th May 2006, 11:39

Quite funny how the topic wanders....

**Goblin** · 27th May 2006, 12:26

Originally Posted by renegade master

Quite funny how the topic wanders....

Indeed...I was distracted by teacher's boobies.

My grandparents were stationed at Port Moresby when my mum & aunty were youngsters(Grandfather was RAF pilot). They were welcomed by the natives and had house boys to help out. Mum told me they were invited to a special "feast" and joined in the celebrations. It was only years later when she'd grown up she realised they had eaten human flesh.

It was a part of life for the natives but those guys that go looking for someone to eat, and those who volunteer are truely sick! There was a doco on telly a while back about Japanese men killing & eating young Australian women. They were interviewed and said they knew it was wrong but the desire to eat young white meat was too much.