Which is illegal anyway. Just pass them going Reeeeeeeaaalllllyyyyy fast, that puts the shits up them.Originally Posted by jimbo600
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Which is illegal anyway. Just pass them going Reeeeeeeaaalllllyyyyy fast, that puts the shits up them.
W.A.N.K hardcore
I pulled up to a couple of fuckheads riding side by side on Paekakariki hill and told them what fuckin idiots they were. They wanked on about its their road to, so I turned around and buzzed them to highlight just how vulnerable they are. I'm sure turds oozed out their spandex like a jelly through a sieve. I mean fancy riding side by side on twisty bits.Which is illegal anyway. Just pass them going Reeeeeeeaaalllllyyyyy fast, that puts the shits up them.
Superdukes. Serving up shame to sportsbikes since ages ago.
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Actually, since pushies don't make any contribution through fuel tax, RUC or rego (nor do they pay ACC!), it might well be retorted that, no, it is NOT their road too.
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha... .ya funni cunt....but are you hardcore!!!
W.A.N.K hardcore
More hard than a bag of very hard things hardcore. You know it too.
Superdukes. Serving up shame to sportsbikes since ages ago.
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give me a few hours and I'm sure I can think up some skills I possess...errr....ummm...erm.....errrr......
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yer.....u do hav a priddy hard bag or hard things....!!!! lol
W.A.N.K hardcore
a double hard bag with double bastard hard things in it with a cunting hard handles.
Superdukes. Serving up shame to sportsbikes since ages ago.
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now your making me horny.....remeber what happened last time...now quite it..
Born To Fish - Forced To Work.
Yeah those road cyclists are bloody muppets alright!. Riding 3 abreast along busy road, they bloody deserve to get run over!.
They also don't like riding to the left of the road either because they don't want to get punctures in their skinny little tyres.
Us MTB riders or BMX freestylists are a different kettle of fish though. I use to ride flatland/street and ramp for years and still do occassionally (more out in the forest though) and not once did I piss off a cage driver.... I did however piss of few motocyclist though, only cause I could keep my front wheel up in the air longer than him
If I do go out on a street ride I would rather ride on the footpath unless I'm going for a long distance wheelie. The footpath provides things like jumps and obsticles like little old ladies and small children. Jumping down flights of stairs are also good fun (down in the auckland viaduct is a good place to ride).
Immature and proud of it.
Why not add the fuckers to the bird hunting season. Save the Pukeko, waste bloody psyclists.
Pukes have more brains anyway.
Speed doesn't kill people.
Stupidity kills people.
Born To Fish - Forced To Work.
Problem is though that bird hunting season ain't long enough.
El tardo tardo....
I remember once me and a mate were driving to work early one morning when we came across this cyclist in the middle of the road riding along. No other traffic just us and this guy who wouldnt move over to let us by. We sat behind him for a little while before honking the horn as a polite gesture to let us by but still he would not, instead of letting us in he turned around and gave us the finger. Im expecting a bit of red for this next bit from all you spandex lovers but anyway.......... I was in the passenger seat and my mate sped up and pulled alongside him. I had been fishing around in the back of the ute for an apple or something to throw at him but I found a length of skinny pvc pipe and as we drew alongside him he stood up on his pedals like they do when speeding up and i seized the oppurtunity to give him an almighty spank across his arse cheeks while hanging out the window with this length of plastic pipe. He must of had a welt on his arse for days (that'll learn him) I bet he hasnt done it since. We still have a laugh over a few beers when recalling that morning
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no its not. they can ride two abreast.Which is illegal anyway.They would probably own a vehicle each, so it is sort of...Actually, since pushies don't make any contribution through fuel tax, RUC or rego (nor do they pay ACC!), it might well be retorted that, no, it is NOT their road too.
wheelchair rookie
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:wipes the tears from eyes:
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Those who insist on perfect safety, don't have the balls to live in the real world.
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