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  1. #76
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zed
    Why don't you go the whole hog celticno6 and ask the members for their lists of any previous convictions!

    Some of you are too honest for your own good.


    Zed

    Lets see. Rape and pillage. Treason. Armed robbery with a tooth pick. Bigamy twice (that's having four wives at one time.) Carnal Knowledge. (that was when 'I' was under 16) Sodomy buggery (I drive a Toyota) Fraud. Murder. (No that does not count. I was found not guilty) Assault and battery with a blunt instrament.( grabbed the copper's torch and lighted up the groin area) What else? Oh I nearly forgot Blashphemy.

    Skyryder

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skyryder
    Lets see. Rape and pillage. Treason. Armed robbery with a tooth pick. Bigamy twice (that's having four wives at one time.) Carnal Knowledge. (that was when 'I' was under 16) Sodomy buggery (I drive a Toyota) Fraud. Murder. (No that does not count. I was found not guilty) Assault and battery with a blunt instrament.( grabbed the copper's torch and lighted up the groin area) What else? Oh I nearly forgot Blashphemy.

    Skyryder
    You name the obvious ones, and as for blasphemy- that is only 1 on a long list of crimes you have committed against God...even if just in your heart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zed
    Good explanation Spud, I wonder where you get your facts from though...hmm?
    Zed,you might wanna look in the 'what do you do for a job' thread in the tweaking and tuning forum .......
    Quote Originally Posted by SPman
    Yippee - back to a clean slate in 5 weeks.! All bike induced - very law abiding in a cage
    Me too!Though not completely clean,though at least safe(ish)again...
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    None at all,haven't had a ticket since 1989,been stopped and warned is the closest I have got,although now I have another road bike that may change.
    "If you can make black marks on a straight from the time you turn out of a corner until the braking point of the next turn, then you have enough power."


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    Quote Originally Posted by Zed
    Good explanation Spud, I wonder where you get your facts from though...hmm?
    ummm - bit behind the times Zed - Spud admitted this quite a while ago....

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