worlds most ugly bike

**thehollowmen** · 19th September 2004, 09:53

I'd nominate this
http://www.dodge.com/tomahawk/flash.html

Its... so ugly yet so industrial and beautiful at the same time

Santa, add this to the list by my name please

**Jackrat** · 19th September 2004, 10:19

Originally Posted by Bob

Hey, I once wrote an article on this very subject!!

Small world etc...

Good yarn Bob.
I've tryed to ride as many different bikes as I could,I also have the same approach to other activitys in life.
So far I've never found one I didn't like.
You must be a REAL biker mate

**Angry Puppy** · 19th September 2004, 10:39

OK, this probably isn't the Most ugly, but what is with the plastic shit over the clocks? it looks like its going balb prematurely so has an old man's comb-over.

Besides this, I'd have to say anything with more than two wheels is pretty ugly.

FB

**Juan** · 19th September 2004, 10:46

THIS IS PIG UGLY (Sorry if somone already did it)
http://www.thecreeper.net/munch/gree..._mammoth_1.jpg

**Motu** · 19th September 2004, 11:08

Yes,it's a bit ugly - but compare it to a bike from it's era (late 60s I'd say from the drum brake) and it fits right in.At the time we just thought...fuuuuuccckkkk!!!!!

Hey,good article alright Bob,that's me too - I have a lot of preduces,and love to see them get kicked.Walk up to a bike and think...oh shit,a fuckin cruiser! I hate these things...yeah,and come back with a grin,thinking I want one of these.People who buy a bike because it's the latest thing or because all their mates have one are sad cases - but then that's why I got a dirt bike...it was the new thing,everyone was doing it...I'm happy I got into the new craze.(early 70s in case you think I'm a young fulla)

**moko** · 19th September 2004, 13:26

Originally Posted by Motu

Hey,good article alright Bob,that's me too - I have a lot of preduces,and love to see them get kicked.Walk up to a bike and think...oh shit,a fuckin cruiser! I hate these things...yeah,and come back with a grin,thinking I want one of these.People who buy a bike because it's the latest thing or because all their mates have one are sad cases - but then that's why I got a dirt bike...it was the new thing,everyone was doing it...I'm happy I got into the new craze.(early 70s in case you think I'm a young fulla)

You`re right Motu,I`m not really a cruiser fan.........then I had a go on a V-Max,seriously stupid bike but I`d have one tomorrow and for some reason I really like the 800 Marauder as well.All my mates bought cars years ago,do i want one?Do I ***

**Blakamin** · 20th September 2004, 12:55

Originally Posted by Juan

THIS IS PIG UGLY (Sorry if somone already did it)
http://www.thecreeper.net/munch/gree..._mammoth_1.jpg

Looks like you could remove the forks and it would fit straight in a box... designed to be crated for eternity??

**DEATH_INC.** · 20th September 2004, 20:57

yeah,not too sure what they were thinkin.....

**berry** · 23rd September 2004, 03:42

For me anything thing with USA stamped on it is pretty scary

**magnum** · 26th September 2004, 08:41

Originally Posted by firestormer

Latest offering from Honda....

i think we have a winner!!!!!eww

**scumdog** · 26th September 2004, 10:34

Originally Posted by berry

For me anything thing with USA stamped on it is pretty scary

Lucky Harleys are mostly made in Japan, or at least that's what a lot of the 'great unwashed' tell me when they see I ride one

**scumdog** · 26th September 2004, 10:41

Originally Posted by TonyB

Sorry, should have said 1970's Harley brakes

Rode a mates 89 1340 Evo softail whatsit a while back. Pulling veeeery slowly up to stop sign grabbed handfull of front brake- nothing happened- couldn't believe how bad the brakes were!

Yup, on my '81 H-D ya needed BOTH hands on the brake lever for panic stops! must have been fitted with ABS or somat as you could NEVER do a stoppie on it.