Well I guess it would if she hit the car in front eh?Originally Posted by scumdog
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Obviously 'thinking distance' let alone 'braking distance' was not on the agenda!!
Well I guess it would if she hit the car in front eh?Originally Posted by scumdog
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Obviously 'thinking distance' let alone 'braking distance' was not on the agenda!!
Have a supply of bricks with a note saying "you should NOT be driving" tied to it, at the next lights hif one through the passenger window (the windshield is to tough to throw a brick through) then take off,![]()
Then I could get a Kb Tshirt, move to Timaru and become a full time crossdressing faggot
Oh, ok, makes a lot of sense too.Originally Posted by scumdog
Quite often I might have to go with another truck driver to show him a run or whatever down the road and some of these guys..[SOME] are fairly switched-on fellers.
Of course we have nothing to do but talk shit, I don’t know how many times I have had to use the invisible brake on the passenger side, just about put my foot clean through the floor, just gives me the shits. So, you say to these guys that they are too close to the car in front, they back off, and bugger me days if a few Ks down the road, they are doing it again. One guy one day the whole car disappeared under the hood of the truck to the point that this cage driver must have really panicked and drove off the road. When we got back to the yard I told the boss to sack the silly cunt. I must admit I might have some funny driving habits, but I’m darn sure that’s not one of them. So, I guess we are always nutting out what we are going to do next rather than being concerned about what we are doing at the time. Kind of like not seeing the woods for the trees.
One of my mates told me that his friend has about four sparkpugs velcroed to his steering head triple clamp in the smooth area. Bit like a bullet holder pouch. If someone does something real dum or or is right up his arse, he just grabs one (easy to do with gloved hands) and flicks it over his shoulder at around windscreen height.
Apperently it really does the trick and whoops, tyre must have picked it up and thrown it back (If ever pulled up for it for any reason. i.e. Next intersection of traffic lights)![]()
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And if the spark-plug glances off the screen of the following car and into the screen of the car going the other way with mum and the littlees heading for the swimming pool how does he explain THAT away???Originally Posted by beyond
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yep...me hates tailgators, get heaps of the damn things here....every time i get one, i tap my brakes, and actually at times use them to slow down....usually im riding at around 55/60k, so its not like im crawling.
if they get really bad, i pull over at the next safest point and let em past.
same goes for open road riding...till the bike warms up, im stuck at about 80/90k. i ride the centerline mostly, but when i get a build up of cars, i will pull right over to the left, so im riding that little patch of road between the grass and the white line. [thats if theres oncoming traffic] if theres no oncoming traffic, i pull over to the left, but not all the way. even had an old lady wave and smile yesterday.![]()
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Instructions: Check fuel tank is not attached to the magnet before throwing.Originally Posted by myvice
A very wise thing to doOriginally Posted by Morepower
as he has four wheels & conditions are'nt suited for two wheels if there is hidden frost or ice.
do'nt you feel like throwing something throught there back window![]()
Pull pin, drop the grenade between your legs and throw pin.Originally Posted by Strat
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you could drop it and it could stick to your tank !!!!Originally Posted by myvice
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Ok then, toss it over your shoulder... Unless you have a metal plate in your head?Originally Posted by solakid
We all have our little obsessions...
F@cking tailgaters really get on my wick. I've had a couple of really scary incidents. I wish I'd had something to biff at both of them.
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You should absolutley NOT do this butOriginally Posted by Insanity_rules
Perhaps keep a couple of handy large stones bluetacked to the tank that could be flicked off.![]()
Let them pass, then follow them with full beam on. Make sure they konw you clicked it on only once they pass you. But keep yer distance ...
We should have the offence : "Driving in an unproffessional manner"Originally Posted by scumdog
for whenever they start their explanation with:I didn't notice...I didn't see...
I didn't realise...etc.
Penalty?
Oh, maybe summary execution.
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