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  1. 28th May 2006, 20:45 #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by BuFfY
    Ok... feelings: Headaches, sore tum tums, swolen foot, ... that sorta thing!!
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    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BuFfY
    Ok... feelings: Headaches, sore tum tums, swolen foot, hangovers... that sorta thing!!
    DID SOMEONE ASK YOU FOR A ROOT CAUSE WHEN I ASK A CHICK FOR A ROOT I GET HER TELLING ME THE SAME SYMPTOMS
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    Swolen foot? Swolen foot??
    What sort of booze gives you a swolen foot ? As for the rest of it, eat more curry. Stronger curry.
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    This world has lost it's drive, everybody just wants to fit in the be the norm as it were.
    Quote Originally Posted by Phil Vincent
    The manufacturers go to a lot of trouble to find out what the average rider prefers, because the maker who guesses closest to the average preference gets the largest sales. But the average rider is mainly interested in silly (as opposed to useful) “goodies” to try to kid the public that he is riding a racer
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    Sex cures everything. Except STD's.
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    I was just giving a few examples that popped into my head!! I am sure there are heaps more things that people know remedies for!
    I'm gonna make it so PC
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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS
    YOU'RE PREGGERS!!!!!
    Shit I hope not!
    I'm gonna make it so PC
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    what about hic-ups after too much whisky??

    Nothing works for me other than more whisky, then some how they turn into snoring...
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    Quote Originally Posted by paturoa
    what about hic-ups after too much whisky??

    Nothing works for me other than more whisky, then some how they turn into snoring...
    Hold your breath and swallow three times.... or distract yourself with something else. People say that getting a fright works but you normally say "hey give me a fright" so you know it is coming!!
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    There are only 5 remedies known, for everything. Sex, beer, curry, A BLOODY HEAVY HAMMER and going for a ride. If none of these work, it's incurable. (apart perhaps from chopping it off, which may be reagarded as a subset of the BLOODY HEAVY HAMMER)
    Quote Originally Posted by skidmark
    This world has lost it's drive, everybody just wants to fit in the be the norm as it were.
    Quote Originally Posted by Phil Vincent
    The manufacturers go to a lot of trouble to find out what the average rider prefers, because the maker who guesses closest to the average preference gets the largest sales. But the average rider is mainly interested in silly (as opposed to useful) “goodies” to try to kid the public that he is riding a racer
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    Quote Originally Posted by BuFfY
    Mr Poos.. first you said to drink tui to solve everything.. then you said to drink less and have more sex... which is it!!
    sorri luv...I'm too drunk to make sense of what I said right now!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ixion
    There are only 5 remedies known, for everything. Sex, beer, curry, A BLOODY HEAVY HAMMER and going for a ride. If none of these work, it's incurable. (apart perhaps from chopping it off, which may be reagarded as a subset of the BLOODY HEAVY HAMMER)

    hmmmm, after too much whisky sex is out, beer is boring, curry sounds good, not sure about a hammer and definetly not a ride!

    So curry it is!
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    It definately cures hiccoughs.
    Quote Originally Posted by skidmark
    This world has lost it's drive, everybody just wants to fit in the be the norm as it were.
    Quote Originally Posted by Phil Vincent
    The manufacturers go to a lot of trouble to find out what the average rider prefers, because the maker who guesses closest to the average preference gets the largest sales. But the average rider is mainly interested in silly (as opposed to useful) “goodies” to try to kid the public that he is riding a racer
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ixion
    It definately cures hiccoughs.
    Whats the remedy for being a fat, balding, middle aged white guy with glasses?
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    Quote Originally Posted by paturoa
    Whats the remedy for being a fat, balding, middle aged white guy with glasses?



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    Malt vinegar is really good for itchy bites, smell goes as soon as it dries.

    as for colds, found immunofort is fantastic .. double up the doses for a few days and it seems to stop it in its tracks

    as sex releases endorphins, yes its good for headaches etc .. natural relaxant.
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