Everyone knows it takes 51 weeks to restore a motorcycle to the gleaming news from when it was originally assembled.
1 week to reduce it to its component parts, 1 week to carefully label the boxes that you place in numbered order on the shelves in the garage, 1 minute for the wife to throw away the two most crucial boxes of parts because you put them where she normally keeps the bulbs, 9 weeks, 6 days, 23 hours, 59 minutes of panicing and wondering WTF you did with the box of conrods and the box with the instrument panel, 20 weeks for the "new" parts to arrive, 10 weeks to send them back in exchange for the right parts, then the final 11 weeks of reassembly/replacing stripped threads/getting skin grafts for your knuckles/standing back admiring your handiwork when the wife backs into the Zx10 with the Pajero.
You know.
Motorcycle maintenance fun.
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