I crashed.......f$@%ing cagers

[bobsmith]

I think we're missing the main point of this...
what was mark doing riding past a private girls school??
And if you'd had your eyes on the road, and not on the girls, you might have seen the cager pulling out in front of you.
you need to work on your ninja skills! twin disk brakes on the front, lock those on pulling a massive stoppie, then you would have had the ladies, crashing your bike doesn't pull chicks!

Depends on what kind of "ladies" he was looking for.... Maybe he likes the compassionate ones???

Or perhaps the ones who would run him over and drive off???

[Finn]

Come on Mark, fess up. Your mum backed over your bike again.

[Macktheknife]

Glad to hear you are ok mate, good luck fixing up the bike.

[Indiana_Jones]

Shit man, that sucks

-Indy

[gamgee]

Shit man, that sucks

-Indy

generic compasion - gotta love it...

"Cager knocked me off my bike"
Shit man, that sucks

-Indy

"Cat got run over by a cager"
Shit man, that sucks

-Indy

"Bike got stolen"
Shit man, that sucks

-Indy

"My parents are stuck in Iraq"
Shit man, that sucks

-Indy

[gamgee]

hey, just realised, that was my 1000th post

[Limb]

generic compasion - gotta love it...

"Cager knocked me off my bike"
Shit man, that sucks

-Indy

"Cat got run over by a cager"
Shit man, that sucks

-Indy

"Bike got stolen"
Shit man, that sucks

-Indy

"My parents are stuck in Iraq"
Shit man, that sucks

-Indy

Rep for that Funny man

[kiwifruit]

If she's a parent, she'll be back there regualrly dropping off her kid/s, so hang around the school next week for a few days and she'll probably turn up.

Just be ready with a good excuse if you get accosted asking why you're hanging around a school!

Bad luck mate, you'll find the bitch, then nail her.

yep, id do this. See if you can get her rego and take it to the fuzz with a full writen account of what happened. could any of the students back your story?

I hope the bike gets sorted asap dude

[Indiana_Jones]

It's the post you love to hate

-Indy

[inlinefour]

Come on Mark, fess up. Your mum backed over your bike again.

I heard that she'd ride over it a few times just to make sure mark could not endanger/terrorise other motorists. Bit slow of ya not to get the drivers rego, esp since she just drove away. Thats classed as hit and run. You might need to start drinking lift plus? You know, to sharpen up...

Good to hear that your OK though dude.

[John Banks]

What was the damage to her car? Surely you must have left a bit of a dent. Just makes it easily identifiable over the next few days until it's fixed

[imdying]

Get yourself an XB Falcon out of the BSE, then get up on the footpath on Tuesday and run those miserable laughing bitches over. Doubt they'll laugh at the next bike that crashes in front of them.

Contact the police, she can't be in an accident and not supply details. Then stake out the school for that bitch and stab her too.

[Magua]

Fuck, that's not cool. Legendary stuff landing on your feet though.

[Insanity_rules]

Shit man.......That sucks

Get the bitch, fancy leaving the scene of an accident. She must have known she caused it. Get her and make sure she pays for your damage!

[Biohazard]

FFS man thats utter wank, glad your OK.

I agree you should have headbutted the dip shit.

Morons like that should take the bus, or atleast spend a year riding a bike.

Hope fixing ya bike is gonna be an easy task.