I crashed.......f$@%ing cagers

**skidMark** · 3rd June 2006, 00:13

for those who don't know a cager did a u turn infront of me i smacked into them side on (not speeding ) laid the bike down and landed on my feet.... i figure i must be part cat to have managed that...

women stopped opened her car door not even getting out sorta looking down the side of her car for damage while still in the drivers seat. asked if i was ok i sort of gave a half in shock nod.... she closed her door again and drove off... i was in such shock i didn't get her rego or think properly to follow her and get it....due to the shock

this is life i guess and shit happens...

cracks windscreen slightest bend in the forks one slightly bendt handlebar....cracked mudguard a couple of small cracks in the fairings.... and worst of all a bruised ego.....i crashed outside a private girls school bus stop maybe 50-60 girls there and all they could do was laugh rather than help me after ive just crashed my bike if these are the kind of people who are being brought up now it sucks because they laugh rather than helping others.

just plain bloodey inconsiderate...

but the bike is still rideable (THERE MUST BE A GOD) LOL

(rant over)

**Shadows** · 3rd June 2006, 00:17

Fuck man you should have headbutted the bitch before she got away! Glad you're not hurt.

**skidMark** · 3rd June 2006, 00:41

cats land on all fours from basically any height.....

i flew off the bike and landed on my feet lol

hey ya should be glad it means ya didn't have to scrape me up mate...

**erik** · 3rd June 2006, 00:44

Sorry to hear that dude.
At least it sounds like not too much damage was done.

**poorbastard** · 3rd June 2006, 00:57

Shit that sux man glad your ok though. Least you came off better then me when someone pulled out in front of me. I managed to write off my bike as well as my leg for a few months.

**SARGE** · 3rd June 2006, 08:55

Originally Posted by markauckland

for those who don't know a cager did a u turn infront of me i smacked into them side on (not speeding ) laid the bike down and landed on my feet.... i figure i must be part cat to have managed that...

(rant over)

man... you're really fitting in well on KB Mark...

**DemonWolf** · 3rd June 2006, 08:56

Go back to the school... I bet that lady was a parent!

Go to the schools administrators (teachers) and ask that they locate the lady as you want to retribution. She fled the scene and didn't give you her details. This is total bullshit.. so go for her throat.

**DemonWolf** · 3rd June 2006, 08:57

Oh.. and I'm glad you didn't go sliding down the road.. good skills on landing on your feet. Get quotes for the damage done to the bike etc

**Gazzar** · 3rd June 2006, 09:27

Shit man you just get the bike right and this happens but its good your all right after it. Get a price to fix the bike as it will look small to you but bike parts are not cheap and like DW said go back to the school and all so list it with the cops as well or she will do it to some one else

**Grahameeboy** · 3rd June 2006, 09:28

Well you do ride a 'Ninja'.....

a member of a feudal Japanese society of mercenary agents, highly trained in martial arts and stealth (ninjutsu), who were hired for covert purposes ranging from espionage to sabotage and assassination.

just need to work on the stealth bit eh?

**Free Rider** · 3rd June 2006, 09:33

Thats sucks... but look at the good side.. you didnt stuff up ur gear too!

**KATWYN** · 3rd June 2006, 09:57

Originally Posted by markauckland

i crashed outside a private girls school bus stop maybe 50-60 girls there and all they could do was laugh rather than help me )

The cackly little schoolgirls mighta thought you were performing some sort
of party trick - just for them

**gamgee** · 3rd June 2006, 10:17

I think we're missing the main point of this...
what was mark doing riding past a private girls school??

And if you'd had your eyes on the road, and not on the girls, you might have seen the cager pulling out in front of you.

you need to work on your ninja skills! twin disk brakes on the front, lock those on pulling a massive stoppie, then you would have had the ladies, crashing your bike doesn't pull chicks!

**Dooly** · 3rd June 2006, 10:27

If she's a parent, she'll be back there regualrly dropping off her kid/s, so hang around the school next week for a few days and she'll probably turn up.

Just be ready with a good excuse if you get accosted asking why you're hanging around a school!

Bad luck mate, you'll find the bitch, then nail her.