To the Asshole on the green ZX6R....

**Gremlin** · 4th June 2006, 18:56

mmmm, glad mine ain't a 6... and I was leaving town earlier than that, and didn't get off at Khyber Pass earlier in the day either.... err... why did I need to deny everything??

I always try to give heaps of extra room to bikes, because at any second, they might start splitting too.

Khyber Pass is very busy too, normally try to match traffic speed to avoid problems with cars not seeing me even more, and get into the far left lane as quick as possible, normally swapping places with some car trying to get out.

**N4CR** · 4th June 2006, 19:08

Originally Posted by Gremlin

Khyber Pass is very busy too, normally try to match traffic speed to avoid problems with cars not seeing me even more, and get into the far left lane as quick as possible, normally swapping places with some car trying to get out.

Or is that just because that portaloo on wheels cannot fit between the cages when the lanes narrow? Split split split!!! Or 'crunch crunch crunch' in your case.

**Gremlin** · 4th June 2006, 19:12

Originally Posted by N4CR

Split split split!!!

been there, done that

Originally Posted by N4CR

Or 'crunch crunch crunch' in your case.

err... done that too

There are some gaps that you really shouldn't have tried to get through some times... but I still got through... poor pipe has a few scrapes along it, from the odd little rub.

**BarBender** · 4th June 2006, 20:26

Originally Posted by Lord Derosso

Did you see him/her coming??

I didnt see him coming at all....I was on the extreme right lane heading north going past Market Road.... there was a Mondeo behind me with one of my mates behind the car....(Four of us had just come back on a ride from Kaiaua).

Mate got a good view of him jumping from the middle lane to get in between him and the car...He then overtook the car on the right (on the pink strip) and then shot back across my bows to get back on the motorway.

Was pretty busy at that time and as youve suggested I was checking the morrors and any bike behind me I would have assumed was one of the Boyz....had the plugs in so I didnt hear him coming from behind either...

Normally I wouldnt have been so f$%ed off about it...but I was veering the bike to the right of the lane to avoid some truck rubber...

Shit it was close!

**Drew** · 4th June 2006, 20:28

Originally Posted by Buster

But his bike is bigger than yours so its his duty to give you the learn... Sounds like a bit of a dweeb. Its probably a good thing you didnt catch him barbender because i can just picture you breaking the bike over his head!

Aint this kinda similar, to what MADBOY asked if it made him a tosser?

And some of you told him he wasn't

**JimO** · 5th June 2006, 16:48

many many years ago my wife and i were touring the south island on my old Z1R and were heading from the west coast to ChCh we were humming alond at around 160 ks when a new ninja (they had just come on the market) went past at about 180 i hadnt spotted him in the mirrors he was about 2 feet away from me. i nearly jumped off the bike i got such a huge fright

**Madness** · 5th June 2006, 17:46

Sounds like the Ninja Death Squad to me.........

**SlowHand** · 5th June 2006, 20:25

I always thought Ninya riders were ass jockeys. But I thought better of you Mr KawaGreen. I am dissapointed.. you barstool.

**Karma** · 5th June 2006, 20:33

Originally Posted by Strat

I always thought Ninya riders were ass jockeys.

You wish mate...

And what are you riding at the moment anyways... (other than the neighbours dog)

**Madness** · 5th June 2006, 20:41

I have tried to be an ARSE jockey for years now.

Sometimes I wish she was more adventurous.

**Karma** · 5th June 2006, 20:43

Originally Posted by MAXIMUSDEMERITUS

Sometimes I wish she was more adventurous.

Sorry mate... once you've had weasel you'll never go back...

**SlowHand** · 5th June 2006, 22:58

Originally Posted by Weasel

You wish mate...

And what are you riding at the moment anyways... (other than the neighbours dog)

dude, you cant be an ass jockey, you fail the fitness test

**Karma** · 5th June 2006, 23:03

Oh man, I wish I was that skinny and had hair that cool... you flatter me.

**IronicCapers** · 5th June 2006, 23:14

Its the guy in between the two front guys that worries me.
Look at him. Look at him about to do something. When he does its gonna be good. Real good you can tell it in their eyes