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  1. 6th June 2006, 09:48 #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS
    Kindly stolen from the list of historical uses of the work 'fuck'
    An inevitable consequence of having a little big horn?
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
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  2. 6th June 2006, 10:18 #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher
    An inevitable consequence of having a little big horn?
    You been peeking, you disgusting little man? *sniffs derisively, stalks off to sulk in private*
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
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  3. 6th June 2006, 12:46 #18
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    This weeks international insult is in Malayalam:

    Thavalayolee
    You Frog Fucker
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    Remember Helen Clark’s promise to NZ in May 1999 about the pledge card for that election - “My signature is on it. I am accountable for it”.

    Yeah right.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Finn
    Remember Helen Clark’s promise to NZ in May 1999 about the pledge card for that election - “My signature is on it. I am accountable for it”.

    Yeah right.
    That's better, Finn. You've been leaving the lefty commos alone a bit too much lately. Keep up the good work
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    Oh for Christ's sake, let her drive... — The commander of Challenger.
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    Quote Originally Posted by First milker
    I wonder what happens when I squeeze these pink things under that animal
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    To every man upon this earth
    Death cometh sooner or late
    And how can a man die better
    Than facing fearful odds
    For the ashes of his fathers
    And the temples of his Gods
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    ''He quoted $1167.47 for a full engine recondtion,and it cost $2329.36 and he didn't even replace the pistons''

    Yeah right.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by God

    Oh, er, sorry Mum, I didn't think it'd make that big a bang. I'll clean it up, honest, it's not much really, just a bit of energy and stuff.
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    This world has lost it's drive, everybody just wants to fit in the be the norm as it were.
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    The manufacturers go to a lot of trouble to find out what the average rider prefers, because the maker who guesses closest to the average preference gets the largest sales. But the average rider is mainly interested in silly (as opposed to useful) “goodies” to try to kid the public that he is riding a racer
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cager
    . I didn't see you. .
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr Michael Bottrill
    Pap smears? Yeah, I've done a course in all that.
    P.S. I'm not a gyneacologist, but I'll have a look at it for ya
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack the ripper
    Oh, the knee bone disconnects from the leg bone, the leg bone disconnects from the hip bone.......
    There's Klingons off the starboard bow.....
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    He's dead Jim....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Motu
    He's dead Jim....
    .......And the one that was NEVER spoken in any episode of Star Trek:

    "Beam me up, Scotty."
    Can I believe the magic of your size... (The Shirelles)
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    And this just in....
    Quote Originally Posted by HELEN CLARK
    Fuck me, Peter. That's a big one!
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
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