Fastest production bike

**Finn** · 8th June 2006, 11:40

I'd like a Rocket but I can't reach the bars.

**imdying** · 8th June 2006, 11:52

Originally Posted by Finn

I'd like a Rocket but I can't reach the bars.

6 foot cock in the way?

**Finn** · 8th June 2006, 11:53

Originally Posted by imdying

6 foot cock in the way?

Dave is much taller than that. Besides, he doesn't like pillions.

p/t Dave

**Big Dave** · 8th June 2006, 12:13

Originally Posted by Finn

Dave is much taller than that. Besides, he doesn't like pillions.

p/t Dave

The rules:
Only carry a male pillion in times of emergency or logistical necessity - otherwise no fuckin' way. Piss in yer boots and swim.

I only carry female pillions with co-pilots permission. I value my nuts.

**Lou Girardin** · 8th June 2006, 12:32

Originally Posted by Big Dave

The rules:
Only carry a male pillion in times of emergency or logistical necessity -

Not even then for me, I'm heterosexual.

**Big Dave** · 8th June 2006, 15:00

Originally Posted by Lou Girardin

Not even then for me, I'm heterosexual.

So am I - it's a short list of exceptions.
The Hippie if he is pissed, Warewolf if he is broken down.

**The_Dover** · 8th June 2006, 15:07

Originally Posted by Big Dave

So am I - it's a short list of exceptions.
The Hippie if he is pissed, Warewolf if he is broken down.

And is the reach around obligatory?

**Lou Girardin** · 8th June 2006, 15:26

Originally Posted by The_Dover

And is the reach around obligatory?

You'd need chimp arms.

**Big Dave** · 8th June 2006, 15:33

Originally Posted by The_Dover

And is the reach around obligatory?

Only for the co-pilot - hippie knows the 'no contact' rules.

**The_Dover** · 8th June 2006, 15:35

Originally Posted by Big Dave

Only for the co-pilot - hippie knows the 'no contact' rules.

And Warewolf? Does he keep his paws to himself?

**onearmedbandit** · 8th June 2006, 15:41

Looking for pillions dover???

**The_Dover** · 8th June 2006, 16:51

Originally Posted by onearmedbandit

Looking for pillions dover???

Fuck off!! I have enough trouble pedalling myself up the hill on the pushbike!!!

**NSR-Dan** · 10th June 2006, 17:45

Originally Posted by MidnightMike

The ZX14?, hah!, The Fastest production bike of all is the Y2K Voltinator from Suzuki , Eats the 1400 for breakfast, lunch and dinner. :spudguita

the Y2K isnt made by suzuki eat ass. its made my MTT (marine turbine technology) and yes it is the fastest production bike in the world with 5 factory made each year. 300hp and a top speed of 227mph on the salt flats. john leno has one and melted a front bumper of a car at the lights cause it stop to close to him.

illegal in california now becuase of the exhaust temps

**NSR-Dan** · 10th June 2006, 17:55

guiness records state its the fastest production bike and the also the most expensive at $150,000US.

and busa's are shit, that all i have to say.

**WINJA** · 10th June 2006, 19:17

Originally Posted by NSR-Dan

the Y2K isnt made by suzuki eat ass. its made my MTT (marine turbine technology) and yes it is the fastest production bike in the world with 5 factory made each year. 300hp and a top speed of 227mph on the salt flats. john leno has one and melted a front bumper of a car at the lights cause it stop to close to him.

illegal in california now becuase of the exhaust temps

I HEARD JAY LENO ALSO HAS ONE, ARE THEY BROTHERS?

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