I wooden if I were you...

[Insanity_rules]

It's made by a chinese company's splinter group. they are hoping to dove tail the marketing through asia. production was screwed early on and delivery hinged on warped materials.
Then the makers turned out to be chislers.

That man deserves a DB.................. Nice word play BD! Where would you take it for servicing a mechanic or a joiner???

[Insanity_rules]

leaf it out.

Wonder if that Chinese guy knows his rat bike is famous?

[SPman]

Top marks for ingenuity though - any No 8 wire in that?

People these days are to hung up on hi-tech!

[SlashWylde]

None of this augers well.

Man, this place is startin to feel like Callahans Crosstime Saloon...

Anybody seen Fast Eddie? I got a blues riff I need to work out...

[Big Dave]

It the only bike you get flat packed and someone will get lumbered with putting it together.

Its a real problem when the engine cuts out and it's as uncomfortable as a plank. The leaf springs on the rear have fallen and the forks are inverted.

They are using The Carpenters for the theme song on the adverts and I hope they don't open a branch here.

I could go on - but that would be rooted.

[Lou Girardin]

It the only bike you get flat packed and someone will get lumbered with putting it together.

Its a real problem when the engine cuts out and it's as uncomfortable as a plank. The leaf springs on the rear have fallen and the forks are inverted.

They are using The Carpenters for the theme song on the adverts and I hope they don't open a branch here.

I could go on - but that would be rooted.

You're such a sap.

[Big Dave]

You're such a sap.

I like to branch out.

[Lou Girardin]

I like to branch out.

You've used this already, minus points for repetition.
It goes against the grain to say this, but I've twigged that a true punologist will run rings around you.
Don't arbor a grudge though.

[Big Dave]

You've used this already, minus points for repetition.
It goes against the grain to say this, but I've twigged that a true punologist will run rings around you.
Don't arbor a grudge though.

I thought I was just budding - I'll prune back then and make it plane.

[Lou Girardin]

I thought I was just budding - I'll prune back then and make it plane.

Knot

[Wolf]

No wood/tree related puns from this resident tree-hugging hippy.

I made some enquiries and it turns out you can't import them anyway.

LTSA is OK with it but MAF said "No"...