Lindauer

**BuFfY** · 8th June 2006, 20:51

Woman: "With all the lawsuits going on, I want to get in on some of that action. I hear people are suing cigarette companies because they got cancer and others are suing McDonalds because they either burn themselves or got fat."

Lawyer: "And which one of those categories do you fit under?"

Woman: "Neither. I just want to know if I can sue Lindauer for all the ugly men I've slept with?"

**Scorpygirl** · 8th June 2006, 20:59

Hahahaha!!!!

Couldn't afford Lindauer it was Bernadino Spewmanti (sp) or Cold ....ck (sp) or Club something (sp)!!! Oh dear!!!!

**Magua** · 8th June 2006, 21:05

Ladies, if you're after cheap alcohol. You can't go wrong with double brown.

**pyrocam** · 8th June 2006, 21:06

Originally Posted by Magua

Ladies, if you're after cheap alcohol. You can't go wrong with double brown.

double brown ftw!
*highfive*

**ZorsT** · 8th June 2006, 21:06

double brown doesn't pull the chicks like bernadino does...

**BuFfY** · 8th June 2006, 21:07

Originally Posted by Magua

Ladies, if you're after cheap alcohol. You can't go wrong with double brown.

Ewww!!! cheap whores go for cheap drinks!

**Scorpygirl** · 8th June 2006, 21:09

Originally Posted by Magua

Ladies, if you're after cheap alcohol. You can't go wrong with double brown.

Ewww... sorry beer gives me the s......s!!! Sorry!!!

**Colapop** · 8th June 2006, 21:09

Originally Posted by ZorsT

double brown doesn't pull the chicks like bernadino does...

If you're pulling 'chicks' then they're probably not....

**scumdog** · 8th June 2006, 21:46

The chicks I knew (a long time ago) went for Nederberg wine - no cheap Double Brown for them.

(Is it called that 'cos it's brown as it goes in and brown as it comes out?)

**Scorpygirl** · 8th June 2006, 21:58

At one time Nederburg was the equivalent of Bollinger cause it was banned under the sanction against South Africa. My Brother-in-law was really pissed off cause the family downed several bottles that he was saving for a special occasion!!!