1 x wheel, 1 passenger, 1 x cop

[Biff]

A work mate needed a lift to the yocal bikie repair shop in order to pick up his ZXR400, so I offered him a lift on the back of the Biffbird. Sweet.

"Open herrr up a liddle for me on the da wai tere woodja ", he asked (he's Mexican).

Anyhoo - we set off, taking in a nice straight bit o' rural land to the way. A bit too much traffic around for me to open her up just yet, and with this slug in the cage in front of me is doing around 60 in a hundy zone, I get just a tad frustrated. Coz I woz really looking forward to showing off. Because I'm like that.

Anyhoo2 - A gap in oncoming traffic. I tap his leg then accelerate hard. Immediately, and unintentionally, the front wheel begins to come off the road as I come out of the nana's slipstream, and pootle past said nana at an accelerated pace...

Shit - Was that? Bollox it was.
Just as I pass nana in a monocyclic manner, I spy a cop, in my mirror, pulling up to the junction we’d recently passed.

Farq - Did he see me ? Nana pulls over, cop car overtakes him with his disco lights on. Bugger. So I pull over. Mehican and I dismount. Maricon (Mexican for gay-boy – the Mexican. I can’t pronounce his proper name.) asks me why we've stopped, so I point over his shoulder at the hofficer who has, by this point, parked behind us and crawled out of his cage.

Helmet off. Smile. Look guilty. Play it straight. It might just work.

"Hi", Me
"Wasn't it!", Cop
"I know. Scared the shit out of me it did". Me
"Really?", Cop
"Yup. I've never done one of those intentionally in my life", Me
"You really need to watch it with the extra weight on the back while riding such a powerful bike", Cop

I'm beginning to like this guy. He's not only got a sense of humour, but he's some experience in bikes.

So we go through the process of checking me out. My wallet is back in the office with my licence, so cop chats to control, all's good.

"Take it easy", says cop, as he walks off.

I like Friday's.

Thanks Mr Policeman.

Regards

Biff

[Swoop]

Nice to find a pleasant one who knows the extreme difficulties that a pillion can cause!

[MidnightMike]

Bloddy wicked story, thats how cops should be, nice work po po.

[WRT]

L. O. T. T. O.

T. I. C. K. E. T.

Now.

[scumdog]

You and BugJuice need to get together - things like that don't happen on this planet - no sirree bob it don't. Let off indeed!! Pah, try pulling the other one.

(Well not on KB if you follow the threads)

[2much]

I woz really looking forward to showing off. Because I'm like that.

Aren't we all?

[onearmedbandit]

So if I get me one of those pillion thingees I might stand a better chance of talking my way out of any trouble...

[kiwifruit]

phew!
Its good to hear the cops being decent stories
nice one

[idb]

So if I get me one of those pillion thingees I might stand a better chance of talking my way out of any trouble...

I'd go for a tankslapper............

[idb]

F**kin' cop!!
Should be sacked - leaving idiots on the roads endangering the rest of us innocent law-abiding citizens!

[paturoa]

"Open herrr up a liddle for me on the da wai tere woodja ", he asked (he's Mexican).

Thats the worst mexican accent I've heard in ages! r u sure he isn't scottish!

[Sniper]

You lucky bugger

[Toast]

@#$k da Piiigssss...

Oh, no he didn'...did he...

...quite a nice chap wasn't he...tra-ha

[saul]

Aren't we all?

heheheheheh yep yep yep

[White trash]

You and BugJuice need to get together - things like that don't happen on this planet - no sirree bob it don't. Let off indeed!! Pah, try pulling the other one.

(Well not on KB if you follow the threads)

Fucken cops. all homos. The lot of em. Mostly with nice bikes.

Cocks.