FastFood

[Jamezo]

when i use to smoked, i smoked on the bike all the time, most of the time i'd pick corners to have a ziggy.

Because you have to slow down to 20K for the corners on a cruiser, right?

I've taken BK on the bike a few times, chuck the drink in the side pocket of me bag. Only results in disaster occasionally!

[sunhuntin]

ive carried pizza on my topbox [wouldnt fit inside] but that as far as ive ventured.

my partner velcroed a coffee cup holder to his bike...used a travel mug. we never went anywhere without that coffee...got to the point where i wanted him to put one on the saddle bag for me! also fitted a ciggy lighter, so he could smoke on the road.

[Coyote]

I accidentally swallowed a bug once when I had the visor up. Does that count towards the last option?

[The Pastor]

Being 100% womanly myself, your barb fails to hit the mark!

Hehe, I wasnt taking a jab at you, more of magua + other rg150 riders who think there bike is super manly, MAGUA PURPLE IS NOT MANLY, well manly in the fact that other men(of non straight type) like it...

Nice bikes, but not for men.

[The Pastor]

Also, I had a sammie in my pocket doing well over the limit, does that count as fast food?

[oldrider]

Anyone got some good stories about buying fastfood while on their bike

I don't know whether you might think it interesting but I had something happen when I was a teenager, in the days when vinyl music records were all the go.

I rode an old BSA B33 500cc single (very loud) and was considered to be one of those from the wrong side of town. (Fifties rock and role age and all)

I fancied a girl from the "other" side of town from me and spent a lot of time plotting and planning how I was going to win her over and change her life forever.

Well the plot almost worked and all my aspirations were coming to fruition, even had her agreeing to me taking her home after work, on the bike of course!

8pm late Friday night closing for shops etc, I was there, right on cue.

Helmets and safety gear were not compulsory or even really available in those days so you just got on and rode in what you had on.

Leather jacket, jeans and old steel capped boots were mostly what we wore.

She had to go to the record shop for her father and pick up a classic vinyl 33 & 1/3 rpm that he had been coveting. (Very expensive back then)

We also got a pack of fish and chips (the fast food bit) on the way so I shoved the vinyl and the fish and chips down the front of my jacket, she rolled her skirt up, got on the bike and off we went from Petone to Taita full noise and I was singing to my self, Yes!

Her father was not too impressed at who she had brought home and was just trying to be nice for her,(they had flash guests) then I produced the fish and chips nicely wrapped in a big black vinyl record.

The freaking thing had almost melted from the hot fish and chips and now it was worthless!

After a quick exit accompanied by a string of expletives from her old man I had a nice quiet ride back to Lower Hutt pie cart (more fast food) to lick my wounded pride.

No, never did make even to first base with that chick but there were lots of others to say G'Day to anyway. (raging testosterone oosing from every pore back then)

Shame really because she did enjoy the ride home on the "magic" bike. Cheers John.

[skidMark]

me and my mates decided to goto wendy's once....i said ill follow behind your cage on my bike....so we get there a que of like 30 people i was like screw this...... pulled out of the carpark went through drive through....went through parked my bike again....sat down....while my mates were still in the que LOL

they thought i was clever all i cared about was filing up my gut...

[SwanTiger]

After a quick exit accompanied by a string of expletives from her old man I had a nice quiet ride back to Lower Hutt pie cart (more fast food) to lick my wounded pride.

I'd move into a Retirement Village if all the old bastards had stories half as ammusing as that one. Cheers John

[XP@]

Fish and chips once a week for the family usually in the back pack...

The other day I went to the best f&c shop (miles away) no bag, so shoved them down my front. Mistake... they were nice and fresh... and fresh = hot! i managed to get every light on red.

Had a pizza delivery job when I was at varsity. One night I managed to fall off twice... never did take herbal tips again...