Idiots tried to steal the bike

**VasalineWarrior** · 30th April 2006, 19:05

Sitting inside on the computer yesterday evening and get a knock on the door from the neighbour who just saw someone in their washhouse stealing stuff and another one up our driveway. Bolted outside to look in the garage and saw the that someone had had a go at stealing mums bike-a gsx 250, SOBS had knocked it over in their haste to get away when the bloke next door raised the alarm.
Whats almost funny is the fact that there was a choice between 4 other bikes, a gsxr 600, 750 triumph sprint and that, and of all those they picked the one that was worth the least an parked behind a ute making it the most difficult to steal. Munters.
They managed to steal and empty parcel tray from my car, and 3 soiled rags that I was using to wipe my wheel rims, which we found across the road after they bolted and dropped. Id like them to come back and try again, since the process of natural selection didnt work the first time im pretty sure I can give nature a helping hand with the aid of the axe to correct the mistake of their existence

**paturoa** · 30th April 2006, 19:10

did u call the blue boys?

**Magua** · 30th April 2006, 19:11

Haha, fools. Was much damage done to the gsx?

**Coyote** · 30th April 2006, 19:13

Originally Posted by VasalineWarrior

since the process of natural selection didnt work the first time im pretty sure I can give nature a helping hand with the aid of the axe to correct the mistake of their existence

Just remember that you'll become the bad guy. It's like the ol' burglar suing the residents for tripping over something inside the house

You were pretty lucky that your neighbour did raise the alarm. My old neighbours certainly wouldn't have. In fact they would probably help the thieves

**Rincewind** · 30th April 2006, 19:13

so that neighbourhood watch stuff really works,hey

**paturoa** · 30th April 2006, 19:15

probably a bunch of finger prints on the bike ???

**paturoa** · 30th April 2006, 19:21

I had a bike stolen years ago - Got it back without too much damage. The aholes get aways with it.

There were 2 of them and they had seperate court hearings. They used exactly the same story and lies at each. Both said the other one was riding the bike, and that the other one said that it was their cousins bike and they were returning it to AK for them as a favour.

I was at both court hearings as a witness and the 3rd ahole in the story - the judge - the same judge in both cases - wouldn't let me tell what happened in the first case. Result a few hundred $$$s damage, 2 days travelling to court etc etc.

**Dont_die_wondering** · 30th April 2006, 19:22

hope someone catches the lil buggers in the act, and deals to em

**VasalineWarrior** · 30th April 2006, 19:24

Originally Posted by paturoa

did u call the blue boys?

Nah didnt bother, walked the neibourhood with dad and the neighbours (3 of them, all 150kg pissed off samoans) but didnt see where they got to. Was dark and didnt get a clear look at any of them, all I would have been able to say is ''3 guys running real fast the oposite way from here''.

Bike had a busted indicator but otherwise ok. Stupid glue sniffing pricks couldnt even turn it around properly

**jimbo600** · 30th April 2006, 19:26

Yep you're far better off being a crim than a ordinary Joe six pack in this country. If you get caught (unlikely) you'll either get off completely or get off with a pathetic sentence.

**VasalineWarrior** · 30th April 2006, 19:35

Reckon im more of a joe Bourbon but I see your point jimbo. Nah wouldnt kill them but beating the shit out of them would be a temptation almost impossible to resist

**Rincewind** · 30th April 2006, 19:42

Sorry Dudes to be so cynical but the system is there to protect the crims and make lawers very rich !!! No one ever asks us what we think !!!

Maybe if we just let the crims get away with every thing then the lawers would starve and we could change the system HMMMMMMM

Vigilanti squad anyone !!!!

**beyond** · 30th April 2006, 20:01

Yep, the system sucks

Crims have got it good. You can do anything you want and get a pat on the back for it. If a hard working law abiding citizen has a go at ya, they get done for assault and you get to go scot free with a pat on the back and a nice chequ from the welfare department each week to boot. Then while all the hard workers are out working, you get to take whatever you want from their homes. cos they aren't there and you might even be able to rape someones wife.

If for any reason, you do something 'real bad" whatever that is nowadays, you get a lawyer all paid for and might end up in a five start hotel, with a cellphone, three meals a day and a clean bed. It only costs the workers a $100,000 a year to keep you in the hotel but you still get suck hooch and you can organise some boys to pay the complainant a visit when they get out.

The life of a crim is soo good. .....

**madboy** · 30th April 2006, 20:31

I've never understood what makes someone want to steal something. Why don't they try working for it like most people do? You give 'em the bash and that'll just make them "harder" for next time. When I was on PD the boys there who'd had the bash from the cops let it be known like a badge of honour.

You're in the 'Nui, aren't you? I'm surprised the bikes have lasted this long

**Gwinch** · 30th April 2006, 20:34

I have to go with beyond here. Apparently the murder of someone (i.e a friend of mine) only gets you 8.5 years with parole available after 5. Being an accomplice to that only gets you 4.5 years. This stupid fuckin' country and it's stupid fuckin' laws.

Bring back capital punishment or at least some good old fashioned mob justice, that'd sort the scum out.