oooh mark you chinese bike fixer-upperer you. it's a wonder girls aren't crawling over (your) broken motorbikes to have your babies
oooh mark you chinese bike fixer-upperer you. it's a wonder girls aren't crawling over (your) broken motorbikes to have your babies
Hahahahahahahaha... now that's something to be proud ofOriginally Posted by markauckland
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Marks a legend in his own mind...Originally Posted by imdying
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Those who insist on perfect safety, don't have the balls to live in the real world.
Go out to the garage........ uh.....
Pack your bike in a large box......... yup.......
Address it to Kawasaki Heavy Industries...... .......
Then mail it to them.......
BEACAUSE you are to farken stupid to own a motorbike.......
No, on second thoughts......
I reckon 5 bottles of MOTORUP fill fix your problem...... but you need to drain all the oil before you put it in...... then rev the bike at full revs in Neutral until you let all the smoke out of the motor....... . Once the smoke has gone from your motor ........ it will be all OK.
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i knew i shouldve paid you to keep your mouth shut lazy 7
geez man that was ummm hilariousOriginally Posted by Titanium
I once poured a bottle of Rocol Moly oil additive into the motor of an old f**ked Hillman Hunter. Worked a treat. I think these additives have their place, or at least did 20 years ago.
Conduct electricity??Originally Posted by markauckland
Don't let the labour department read that, or the consumer's association.Originally Posted by markauckland
This is obvious.Originally Posted by markauckland
geez i better change the gearing on this fishing rod all this reeling in is making my arm tired...
So now you're saying you know nothing about Chinese bikes, but you're an expert mechanic.... as opposed to someone who knows a lot about Chinese bikes, but nothing about being a mechanic?Originally Posted by markauckland
Most of those oil additive products just have an extra boost of things that you find in ordinary oil. Its not good to put them in a healthy engine in the same way that adding any more flour doesnt make a cake better.
But adding more 'special herbs' does.
Works really good....then it fucks your clutch. Or has everyone forgotten my poor ZXR's attempt of a drag at meremere.
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sounds about right..Originally Posted by markauckland
“There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there? ”-Clerks
inlinefour rep repped me for that asking if i was really that dense.....Originally Posted by markauckland
i thought it was quite easy to notice it was a total pisstake
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