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    oooh mark you chinese bike fixer-upperer you. it's a wonder girls aren't crawling over (your) broken motorbikes to have your babies

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    Quote Originally Posted by markauckland
    and i'd like to see you find anybody else who can unbox unsteel crate and fully assemble a kids quad bike in no more than 20 minutes
    Hahahahahahahaha... now that's something to be proud of

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    Hahahahahahahaha... now that's something to be proud of
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    ma........

    Go out to the garage........ uh.....
    Pack your bike in a large box......... yup.......
    Address it to Kawasaki Heavy Industries...... .......

    Then mail it to them.......


    BEACAUSE you are to farken stupid to own a motorbike.......

    No, on second thoughts......

    I reckon 5 bottles of MOTORUP fill fix your problem...... but you need to drain all the oil before you put it in...... then rev the bike at full revs in Neutral until you let all the smoke out of the motor....... . Once the smoke has gone from your motor ........ it will be all OK.



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    i knew i shouldve paid you to keep your mouth shut lazy 7

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    Quote Originally Posted by Titanium
    Go out to the garage........ uh.....
    Pack your bike in a large box......... yup.......
    Address it to Kawasaki Heavy Industries...... .......

    Then mail it to them.......


    BEACAUSE you are to farken stupid to own a motorbike.......

    No, on second thoughts......

    I reckon 5 bottles of MOTORUP fill fix your problem...... but you need to drain all the oil before you put it in...... then rev the bike at full revs in Neutral until you let all the smoke out of the motor....... . Once the smoke has gone from your motor ........ it will be all OK.


    geez man that was ummm hilarious

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    I once poured a bottle of Rocol Moly oil additive into the motor of an old f**ked Hillman Hunter. Worked a treat. I think these additives have their place, or at least did 20 years ago.

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    Quote Originally Posted by markauckland
    ask me about a chinese bike wiring loom and i can tell you exactly what every single wire does...
    Conduct electricity??

    Quote Originally Posted by markauckland
    and i'd like to see you find anybody else who can unbox unsteel crate and fully assemble a kids quad bike in no more than 20 minutes
    Don't let the labour department read that, or the consumer's association.

    Quote Originally Posted by markauckland
    after working every day in the chinese bike industry for over a year i think i'm an expert....
    This is obvious.

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    geez i better change the gearing on this fishing rod all this reeling in is making my arm tired...

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    Quote Originally Posted by markauckland
    geez i better change the gearing on this fishing rod all this reeling in is making my arm tired...
    So now you're saying you know nothing about Chinese bikes, but you're an expert mechanic.... as opposed to someone who knows a lot about Chinese bikes, but nothing about being a mechanic?

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    Most of those oil additive products just have an extra boost of things that you find in ordinary oil. Its not good to put them in a healthy engine in the same way that adding any more flour doesnt make a cake better.

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    But adding more 'special herbs' does.

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    Works really good....then it fucks your clutch. Or has everyone forgotten my poor ZXR's attempt of a drag at meremere.
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    Quote Originally Posted by markauckland
    i think all hope is lost of getting a serious answer lol
    sounds about right..
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    Quote Originally Posted by markauckland
    but inline the extremely trustworthy looking man on tv said repeatedly that it will help get it started on cold mornings
    inlinefour rep repped me for that asking if i was really that dense.....

    i thought it was quite easy to notice it was a total pisstake

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