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    Quote Originally Posted by maha man
    What colour is it?.....
    Has it been droped?.....
    Do you have panniers for it?......
    pink with purple flowers
    no
    no it has some really big man bags that are blue

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    Classic

    If I BIN, how much would you charge for shipping to Raleigh, North Carolina? Can we meet halfway?
    "People are stupid ... almost anyone will believe almost anything. Because people are stupid, they will believe a lie because they want to believe it's true, or because they are afraid it might be true. People's heads are full of knowledge, facts, and beliefs, and most of it is false, yet they think it all true ... they can only rarely tell the difference between a lie and the truth, and yet they are confident they can, and so all are easier to fool." -- Wizard's First Rule

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    That's the whole attraction with Trademe: 1) you get to dream about stuff you can't afford and 2) you get to laugh at all the tosspots asking stoopid questions.
    I have to admit to wanting to get rid of a whole heap of parts but I just can't be shagged putting up with the crap that goes with selling them. No doubt poverty will win out at the cost to my sanity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Street Gerbil
    If I BIN, how much would you charge for shipping to Raleigh, North Carolina? Can we meet halfway?
    If you bin 3700.
    and i will meet you half way at your exspence

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    I am intrzd n ur bike. Wood u b keen 4 a strait swap 4 1984 phat Corolla wiv heapz of stikerz. Can u plz post ur cell coz I wood like 2 test ride it. Coud I pay it off @ $40 a week?
    Quote Originally Posted by skidmark
    This world has lost it's drive, everybody just wants to fit in the be the norm as it were.
    Quote Originally Posted by Phil Vincent
    The manufacturers go to a lot of trouble to find out what the average rider prefers, because the maker who guesses closest to the average preference gets the largest sales. But the average rider is mainly interested in silly (as opposed to useful) “goodies” to try to kid the public that he is riding a racer

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    Quote Originally Posted by MAXIMUSDEMERITUS
    Is it manual or automatic?

    Electric start?

    I weigh 24 stone and am 7 foot tall. Will this bike suit my needs?
    Hi it is automatic
    Electric start
    This bike would be great for you and you can have it real cheap as well.

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    Mrs busa pete

    Quote Originally Posted by Jantar
    Is it suitable for rounding up the sheep?
    How steep a hill will it climb?
    sure is and you could even round up the cows on it as well
    and if you hold a piece of string straight up it would get up that as well

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    Quote Originally Posted by busa pete
    This bike would be great for you and you can have it real cheap as well.
    Great!! Will it outrun a ZX-14R or Hayabusa? I'm very keen (p.t) but think I'd rather have a 2-stroke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fozz rock
    Just had a look at "sellers other listings"
    if i buy bike can i get
    two cat figurines and one dog figurine for free????
    No they where my grandmothers and she left me those as an inheritance towards my new house.
    but you would be getting a bloody good buy with the bike.( please note cats and dog do have bids)

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Dover
    Is that your womens clothing Pete?

    I always thought you were more of a mini skirt and boob tube man.
    Well we waited for you to come and pick them up when you said that you wanted them and when you didn't come we decide to sell them so if you want them now you will have to bid.

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    If I sent you a bankers cheque from some obscure (sp?) french bank in Africa for a squillion dollars will you please just take the asking price and direct transfer the balance back to me?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ixion
    I am intrzd n ur bike. Wood u b keen 4 a strait swap 4 1984 phat Corolla wiv heapz of stikerz. Can u plz post ur cell coz I wood like 2 test ride it. Coud I pay it off @ $40 a week?
    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Ixion again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by paturoa
    If I sent you a bankers cheque from some obscure (sp?) french bank in Africa for a squillion dollars will you please just take the asking price and direct transfer the balance back to me?
    No problem as we live in the country it probley take me 3 weeks to get to do that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by busa pete
    No problem as we live in the country it probley take me 3 weeks to get to do that.
    Thats no good my scam will be exposed by then....

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    Quote Originally Posted by paturoa
    Thats no good my scam will be exposed by then....
    Bugger better luck next time

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