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  1. 30th June 2006, 14:55 #31
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    Edit: Sorry, that was a foursome.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NC
    What happens with lesbian couples?
    lots.... what happens with straight couples?
    I'm not a complete idiot... some pieces are missing

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Dover


    Edit: Sorry, that was a foursome.
    or two inbreds
    I'm not a complete idiot... some pieces are missing

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    Dover says Im gay, does that mean I can join in with you and Sam?
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  5. 30th June 2006, 15:00 #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper
    Dover says Im gay, does that mean I can join in with you and Sam?
    no because your "gay"

    however ALL straight men are actually LESBIANS... because they like women... but we could make an exception to the rule if you wear your sexy white socks
    I'm not a complete idiot... some pieces are missing

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper
    Dover says Im gay, does that mean I can join in with you and Sam?

    Yeah, but they get a strap-on each.

    And you are tied face down on the bed in your gimp suit with leather chaps.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Dover
    Yeah, but they get a strap-on each.

    And you are tied face down on the bed in your gimp suit with leather chaps.
    and white socks... don't forget the socks...
    I'm not a complete idiot... some pieces are missing

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    Damn those white socks!! But as long as I dont speak about what went on in the room, I can still say I slept with 2 girls......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper
    Damn those white socks!! But as long as I dont speak about what went on in the room, I can still say I slept with 2 girls......
    What's the point of being with 2 girls and sleeping?
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    Good point CaN. MS would murder me if she found out I did anything else though
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    Quote Originally Posted by placidfemme
    lots.... what happens with straight couples?
    Seriously, does the butch in the relationship act like a man, not listening etc?
    Or do you two just fight about being right all the time, and how no one is listening.
    The world will look up and shout "Save Us!", and I'll whisper "no"
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    Quote Originally Posted by NC
    Seriously, does the butch in the relationship act like a man, not listening etc?
    Or do you two just fight about being right all the time, and how no one is listening.
    I dunno... but i get my way all the time... so its great to be me
    I'm not a complete idiot... some pieces are missing

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    Quote Originally Posted by placidfemme
    I dunno... but i get my way all the time... so its great to be me
    Aha...so you are a normal woman??
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS
    Aha...so you are a normal woman??
    haha well as normal as possible given the circumstances...
    I'm not a complete idiot... some pieces are missing

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Dover
    with leather chaps.
    Arrrghh (Homer Simpson voice) 'leather chapsss, mmmmm!'
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