Police working to a quota?? Surely not...

[Lou Girardin]

People who put asterisks around words?

[Mr. Peanut]

People who put asterisks around words?

People who can't spell?

[N4CR]

People who can't spell?

Fags who can't ride?

[The_Dover]

And, *now* what are we going to be able to bitch about.

Ask your wife Ixion, a woman is gauranteed to find something.

[Lou Girardin]

People who can't spell?

People who think faster than they type?

[The_Dover]

Colour of the uniform?

I thought the Police Association was still petitioning for mauve for 2007?

[scumdog]

Took a freshly caught burglar through to Capitol City tonight, turned on my red&blues about five-six times to get speeders to slow down.

Am I a slacker, a good guy or inconsistant??

And will those warned post on KB to say how good cops are.

$0 for the Govt, contact rate 0 - everybody happy with that??

[Lou Girardin]

A full car of burglar beats a pair of speeders every hand.

[Lou Girardin]

I prefer to call the colour man salmon.

You sure it's not man gravy?

[Lou Girardin]

better than human whitebait..

With little black eyes?

[sAsLEX]

Took a freshly caught burglar through to Capitol City tonight, turned on my red&blues about five-six times to get speeders to slow down.

$0 for the Govt, contact rate 0 - everybody happy with that??

Your on to it scum, I think the vast majority of Kiwis would not mind the fact you were carrying captured crooks at all, in fact most would appluad you for actually catching criminals that damage society rather than mavis going 111

[Swoop]

From the local rag...

[MSTRS:Me]

Quota?? Surely not? At the Safe-as HB meeting on Tuesday night, a shiny senior copper from Wellytown, who looked like his position was due to a superior ability to kiss arse, spoke at the opening saying "I just want to put the issue of quotas to rest once and for all. The money generated from traffic fines goes into the consolidated fund, not to the police. So you can all see that there can't possibly be a quota system in operation."
WHAT!!!???
These fuckwits must think that we are ALL stupid. It makes no difference where it goes as to whether a quota system is in operation or not.

[Swoop]

saying "I just want to put the issue of quotas to rest once and for all. The money generated from traffic fines goes into the consolidated fund, not to the police. So you can all see that there can't possibly be a quota system in operation."
WHAT!!!???

So, how long and how hard did you laugh at him...?

[MSTRS:Me]

So, how long and how hard did you laugh at him...?

I sniggered (isn't that a great word?) until I realised that he believed himself, then I just quietly descended into depression. My therapist says I'm doing well...